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posted 362 days ago by dukey 362 days ago by dukey +26 / -1
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– Vlad_The_Impaler 4 points 362 days ago +4 / -0

FLY ON WALL AT GLOBALIST HEADQUARTERS MEETING CONFERENCE ROOM:

Manager Leader: Okay guys give me some new operation ideas

Teamster 1: Let's assassinate a healthcare CEO!

Team Leader: What's the angle here?

Teamster 1: To vilify private healthcare insurers for total jew takeover!!!

Team Leader: I thought we already controlled the healthcare insurance industry?

Teamster 2: Sir technically according to my marketshare studies there's still 30% profiteering by a goy class of gentiles....

Team Leader: Okay okay how are we going to pull this off?

Teamster 1: Well you see we involve ghost guns which we want to increase legal consequences for, and we demonize private healthcare in a large push for public communist takeover of all healthcare, we reduce privatized medicine disobeying orders in the next scamdemic, we find a patsy who is anti-capitalist who likes Hitler, is ivy league and lifts weights and has unibrow....

Team Leader: Damn this is fucking genius. Go get the guys from the 13th floor i'm giving you guys more resources. Make it happen!!!

WEEKS LATER:

Team Leader: You Fucking forgot to shave the patsy's unibrow!!! YOU FUCKING IMBECILES!!!!! I swear if those conspiracy theorists over at that dot win site figure this out i'm going to rape your kids again!!!!

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