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You are the carbon they want to reduce (files.catbox.moe)
posted 1 year ago by dukey 1 year ago by dukey +28 / -1
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– Dorktron4Runner 6 points 1 year ago +6 / -0

Waiting for the human farting accelerating climate change study.

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– onetimeuser 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

I fart every hour. Feels great

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– roadkill77 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

every hour? you gotta pump up those numbers boi

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– rentfreeclimateact 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Traitor

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– monkeycat2010 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

I was thinking about that too. They have a problem with cows farting, I would imagine human farting has got to be 10x worse. 9 billion people farting 24/7 cannot be good for the environment.

That goes to show you, we are the carbon they are talking about reducing to net zero.

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– Dorktron4Runner 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

Yeah, imagine all the gas that Cheeto-eating fat asses expel on a daily basis. Have you seen the average soy-based human? They’re gross.

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– rentfreeclimateact 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Think about this! Statistically speaking, at least the majority of the times you fart, someone somewhere dies. How do you feel about THAT you flatulent MURDERER!

🤣🤣😅

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– dukey [S] 5 points 1 year ago +5 / -0

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-12859057/Now-scientists-say-BREATHING-bad-environment-Gases-exhale-contribute-0-1-UKs-greenhouse-gas-emissions.html

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– monkeycat2010 4 points 1 year ago +4 / -0

No one thinks about people's pets when it comes to commenting on what the WEF has planned for everyone, but them.

This Green New Deal has NO ROOM for people to have pets. What do you think they have in mind for Fluffy or Mr. Potato?

Let's just say it might be dinner.

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– VaccinesCauseSIDS 2 points 1 year ago +2 / -0

Fuck the WEF

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– rentfreeclimateact 1 point 1 year ago +1 / -0

SO FUCKING HARD!!!

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– racer513 3 points 1 year ago +3 / -0

Just promise not to exhale

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