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posted 2 years ago by Boomer_Supreme 2 years ago by Boomer_Supreme +22 / -0
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– 11numbereleven11 3 points 2 years ago +5 / -2

I used to think the same but then someone I know who recently became paralyzed from the waist down said he didn't know if he could say no to neuralink if it could make him walk again and ever since then I have softened my stance a bit. Of course if it was just to look at porn without any device then never mind.

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– 11numbereleven11 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Calm down, holy shit, I'll give it a try though.

Hi class, my name is number 11 and I'm a dumb fuck fucking retarded shill. I just wanted a chance to explain to you all how I felt about Neuralink. I hope you will all give me a chance to share my thoughts even though I am paid by Elon and have very limited mental capacity.

I used to think Neuralink was 100% a bad, stupid idea, but then I was presented with a perspective that I had previously not thought of before and it made me think twice. I have a good friend that can't use his legs due to an accident. Don't ask me how that works because I am just a dumb fuck after all. I can't really explain EXACTLY what is happening when the connection from the brain to the legs is severed, but I do know that he can't walk anymore.

Anyway, we were sitting around a fire one time and he said IF (now, I don't know exactly what the word IF means but I think it means hypothetically in this case) Neuralink was SOMEHOW (again, I don't know how or even if that were possible, but it could be as far as I'm concerned given my dumb fuckness) able to restore his ability to walk he would give Neuralink a second LOOK. After hearing him say that, I thought to myself, I can't pretend that I wouldn't either so maybe I shouldn't be 100% against Neuralink, especially since i don't fully understand it.

Thanks for listening class, I hope that my thoughts weren't a complete waste of time, but hopefully the company that I am here on behalf of and am a shill for, will make some money off of my stupid comment.

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– Reggluh 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Telepathic, instant Google results in your brain will be too hard to resist for the sheeple.

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– Thisisnotanexit 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Not told, mind controlled

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– VanillaBean 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

I think part of it too is when you grow up with the narrative that you're among the luckiest people in the world to be born in the U.S. because it's the best life experience on earth ever in history and a not insignificant amount of people psychologically respond to that with omg this is as good as it gets and it still sucks ass

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– Thisisnotanexit 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah I'm worried about those with debilitating issues flocking to this for relief, but there is none to be had with this junk. Edit: not to say the spoiled aren't unfortunate too and I pray they don't get fooled as well.

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– SumoSlammer2k -1 points 2 years ago +2 / -3

If you’re a quadriplegic and you want to walk again what are you supposed to do? Wait for Kevin Furtick to touch you with his sweaty T-shirt? Nah, no thank you. Give me the brain chip.

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– VeilOfReality 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Woah you and the other guy posted about not being able to walk at the same time. Is this the new avenue for shilling for based spaceman's mind chip that will definitely not be used for the coming technocratic hellscape?

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– 11numbereleven11 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

believe it or not, that was just a coincidence. Also, I am mostly against Neuralink FFS

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– VeilOfReality 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I don't necessarily think you're agents at a psyop farm or whatever way you'd like to phrase it, but ideas are put into the pubic consciousness and then for those exposed to it they almost become reflexive responses. I am wondering if this is the new narrative being pushed (from where, I'm not sure, but I rarely know exactly from where narratives originate) to try to get people who are very much against brain chips to soften their stance

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– SumoSlammer2k 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

The fact that these dumb motherfuckers don’t know anything about the technology says it all. They can’t even have a nuanced opinion because they are that full of AIDS.

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– VeilOfReality 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I have never said this wouldn't be able to technically work. But transhumanism is part of the luciferian agenda and a pretty obvious one at that. And from my perspective musk is a pretty obvious forntman for the desired technocratic hellscape. Those factors make it pretty clear to me that Neuralink is to be avoided, but it seems unavoidable that people will say "well maybe it's not so bad" up until the point that they are trapped in an existence leaving them begging for a death that will not come. Is that nuanced enough for you? Or, since you started assuming I couldn't possibly understand the technology from a message that gives no impression either way, maybe you're just mad I don't have the same affection for your based space man

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– SumoSlammer2k 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Hoolllyyy shit. You really would rather drink the sweat from Kevin Furtick’s balls and hope for the best than get a brain implant!? Jesus H Christ what a time to be alive.

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– VeilOfReality 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I don't know who that guy is but you're obsessed with his sweat and balls. Taking Jesus' name in vain too, I think you're just an angry fag. Gg have fun

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– SumoSlammer2k 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

It’s already being done. Expect the technology would improve exponentially over time. https://apnews.com/video/health-surgery-wireless-technology-prostheses-accidents-bbdbedd60e6942069bbbacd20dcb4f02

But hopefully you get the chip that turns your dick into a vag.

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– SumoSlammer2k 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Call it whatever the fuck you want to. It’s a computer based brain implant that has a paralyzed guy WALKING like a retard who previously was just a regular old retard confined to a wheelchair. Assuming just minimal improvement of the technology over the next few years, this guy walking around will be indistinguishable from any other douchebag walking.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

You could make the same argument for the Mark of the Beast. "If you're trying to buy and sell, and you're hungry, what are you supposed to do?" Here is what you do, stand by your principles and don't give up read write access to your brain or DNA.

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– SumoSlammer2k 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Oh for fuck’s sake some dude that hasn’t been been able to walk or feel his dick in a decade doesn’t think being cripple is a principle. You fucking religious retards are really the most NPC of all.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

It seems on your current trajectory, you're well on your way to taking the mark.

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– SumoSlammer2k 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Mark deez nutz homo.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

So you're 15 years old. That makes sense. If you're older than that, then lol.

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– SumoSlammer2k 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Please just go back to banging the 15 year old boys at your Sunday school and let the adults do the talking.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Let's let the adults do the talking...

Mark deez nutz homo.

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