I hate bullshit tech
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washlette/bidet is one of the best things i ever bought...
toilet paper is cave man shit...
A bidet is great. It was invented centuries ago. The shower also works.
I always shit like clockwork. Same time for months. Then it changes. Shit, shower, shave. Only at home, won't shit on another bog. Unless sleeping somewhere else or had indigestion which is next to never.
Except we have much bigger global problems with water.
That toilet shouldn't have gotten past the regulators. It breaks real quick. Please tell me, where does that water spray? Everywhere, a simple button it's a mess. Unlike a dedicated bidet, the jet goes back into a dedicated unit. Not a crappy plastic addon. Do you use, these toliet things, fragrance stuff, flush, clean, smell. Plastic yes. It hangs on a side of the toilet, then the flush causes a fragrance and cleans. Have you seen them after a week in a public or household toliet everybody uses. They get stained and covered in feces. There you are with a plastic nozzle directly under your seat. An unhygienic mess. When you defecate on the nozzle, it's spraying that shit how. Now it needs adjusting when she, or guests, do what? Unlike a Bidet.
Disgusting ain't even a word for it. They're a con. Made to break. Like that toilet seat. It breaks real quick. Smart, warms, closes. Blah blah blah. Breaks how quickly. Warranty in a few years, unlike the toilet. They had a lifetime warranty before China made them.
ive had my hellotoushy since 2016... still works perfectly... and i clean my toilet.. so its clean...
Where does the spray go? It hits your arse and those particles are fucking eveywhere. Feces on your floor, a puddle on the seat and floor. That time you were adjusting it, you came home after a curry. It painted the walls with your arse hairs they are splattered on the toilet room walls. Shit hasn't dropped out of your arse, it's curried the sides, spraying all over the toilet. You haven't eliminated toilet paper, your arse is dripping. No toilet paper. That rag needs washing how much. You've left shit all over it. It's curried your toilet room. It needs a drain in the floor for all those puddles.
Is your toilet raised off the ground to help you clean the obvious mess of stepping in your own excrement. You better watch your weight. Or your house will collapse.
Do you have to adjust it after she's used it? Now there's potty wars?
I hate bullshit tech
bro.. i dunno how you shit... but my shit the normal way... bidet is the way to go... my ass is always clean and my bathroom is always clean... i use some TP to dry off.. but thats about it... no partcles... cause i see all the particle in the toilet after i wash my ass... and yes... ive used a UV light to check cleanliness... and its clean... bidets have been used for centuries... they are clean... toilet paper is garbage and it was invented by the paper and pulp industry to use their industrial runoff for products..
I shit like everybody else. I agree a bidet, not a bidet toilet, is a good idea, if you can house it. Or there's the shower.
The bidet toilet we are talking about. The video topic, with a plastic nozzle, not ceramic, sitting right under your arse, jetting water upwards. Plastic that gets particularly bacterial when we're talking feces.
It hasn't eliminated toilet paper. Your arse is wet. What have you dried it with. That video ain't the super deluxe blow dry model if there is one. It has the seat warmer obviously because you've defecated on the seat, that wet shitty arse, defecating on the nozzle, jetting upwards has sprayed the toilet seat. A seat that breaks, it's full of bullshit tech, seats always break. The warranty doesn't last a lifetime like the former toilets. It's electronic.
The bidet is a wash basin you sit on, it washes your arse and genitals, the water jets upwards, it doesn't get the seat wet. Because the bathtub doesn't get the seat wet. Bidets do need a tiled floor. But they're dedicated units. Water doesn't leak, where anything can cause that toilet to be a disaster, or spill outside its unit. Simple adjustment is a disaster between users. Different sizes etc, different spray. Bidets don't spray the seat, because your arse is clean, the water hits and goes back into the basin, you don't defecate in a bidet, it's a dedicated unit simply for washing your arse and bits. It's not a stupid Chinese toilet.
a) hate implies a conflict of reason...love vs hate.
b) reason aka logic implies ones consent to artificial (tech) over natural.
Because only nature produces (all perceivable towards each ones perception), while any technology (reasoning over suggested) represents a CON (a negation; arguing against proposal).
Because if one consents to the suggestion of another, then one ignores being separate from one another. Consent fits suggestion...others exploit suggestion to fit ones consent to the suggested.
...that represents one suggesting in the name of another; hence perpetuating suggested con onto others. No such thing as bad publicity.
Because each one senses (perceives) everything (perceivable) by self, unless ignored for suggestions by others, hence falling for common-ism (communism); while getting regulated by the chosen ones suggesting it.
a) being implies shaped into form by breaking whole (inception towards death) into partials (life).
b) "to" aka towards aka motion generates momentum by breaking itself inherently/internally, which results in being, hence "to be".
c) ignoring perceivable (motion) for suggested (literal definitions aka affixed meaning) tempts one to ignore the aforementioned.
a) comedy (life) can only exist within drama (inception towards death)...ignoring this permits others to suggest cruel jokes.
b) JOKE; from joque; juego; jogo; jeu; yek - "to speak"...nature doesn't utter words; it moves sound.
It's a toilet. Not grammar therapy. It would've been humor if you could laugh. You can't you just make dumber products. No understanding.
Look where that nozzle is. It's right there where a human pisses and shits. If you've defecated on it where is that spraying. The seat breaks by sitting on it. It pisses everywhere look. They compensated by raising it off the floor. Imagine the puddle under it. Disgusting. Imagine cleaning it. Gross.
Any human, except another con artist, understands this. And regulator shouldn't import them. Rejected saving this planet its resources. It then blames on cows. No it's Tech. Get rid of fucking stupid renditions.
The bidet was perfect already. Or use the shower.
Neither definition describes anything related to alvine discharge (excrement)...why is that? What word was used in 1828 to describe such a place and why was it changed?
All suggested words (spell-craft) imply grimoire/grammar (incantation); which distracts one from Greek THERAPEIA (curing; healing; servicing) self within perceivable.
a) nature produces everything within...the more those within ignore that; the less quality the produce has.
b) DUMB, adjective - "mute; silent; not speaking"...nature doesn't utter suggested words (speak); it moves perceivable sound. If nature (whole) implies dumb; then those within (partials) imply dumber.
Why would one look at the suggestion of that? How funny is it to suggest others to look at such? Who but the one consenting is a fault for looking?
Let's translate that...suggestion tempts others to soil self. Who benefits from others soiling self? Those who sell toilets. Why sell a functional toilet, instead of keep advertising others to soil self?
Standing under (understanding) implies being conned by those above to submit.
a) being implies RE (-sponding life) within SOURCE (inception towards death).
b) Others suggest save (to preserve from injury) aka salvationism to distract one from being (life) within harms way (inception towards death). RE cannot SAVE itself within SOURCE...it can only momentarily sustain self as resistance (growth) within velocity (loss).
SHOW'ER, noun (Hebrew; to be rough, to shudder) aka inequality, aversion aka being odd (life) within equal (inception towards death) as adverse reaction (resistance within velocity).
Look into why jews resist baby-showers...not calling attention to good things, so as not to bait ayin hara (the evil eye).
Can anybody with a functioning braincell tell me why that product is a con, and a disaster?
Why anybody with a braincell would fit it, and not a separate bidet?
Look where the spray is, cleaning that cunt. Somebody anybody think. They'll probably design a self cleaning toilet, that ain't it. It would still need cleaning anyway. But how the fuck does this crap, like 1 meter phone charging cables, phone rings, you broke your cable, charger, phone, and so much tech that has no regulation today, or common sense today, get regulated?
Tech has no regulation. No standards. It simply hoodwinks. Products getting worse by the day. Who authorised 1 meter charging cables as industry standard? You'd take this person and regulator and shove them down a toilet. The same asshole not providing the charger with your new phone. It's against your statutory rights. Not having a product that works. How can you charge a phone if it hasn't got a charger sold with it on renewal or purchase. But here we are today with real fucking assholes. Real fucking Chinese retard clowns and their corrupt fucking corps and dumb fucking rip offs.
Never mind, that crappy tech breaking in a few years. That seat with its bells and whistles. The warranty is what?
They literally design it to break. It has become such a joke. No regulation on half these crappy products, they're always really bad gimmicks. Terrible products. There's a bidet or a shower, rather than it spraying shit all over it.