I shit like everybody else. I agree a bidet, not a bidet toilet, is a good idea, if you can house it. Or there's the shower.

The bidet toilet we are talking about. The video topic, with a plastic nozzle, not ceramic, sitting right under your arse, jetting water upwards. Plastic that gets particularly bacterial when we're talking feces.

It hasn't eliminated toilet paper. Your arse is wet. What have you dried it with. That video ain't the super deluxe blow dry model if there is one. It has the seat warmer obviously because you've defecated on the seat, that wet shitty arse, defecating on the nozzle, jetting upwards has sprayed the toilet seat. A seat that breaks, it's full of bullshit tech, seats always break. The warranty doesn't last a lifetime like the former toilets. It's electronic.

The bidet is a wash basin you sit on, it washes your arse and genitals, the water jets upwards, it doesn't get the seat wet. Because the bathtub doesn't get the seat wet. Bidets do need a tiled floor. But they're dedicated units. Water doesn't leak, where anything can cause that toilet to be a disaster, or spill outside its unit. Simple adjustment is a disaster between users. Different sizes etc, different spray. Bidets don't spray the seat, because your arse is clean, the water hits and goes back into the basin, you don't defecate in a bidet, it's a dedicated unit simply for washing your arse and bits. It's not a stupid Chinese toilet.