Can anybody with a functioning braincell tell me why that product is a con, and a disaster?

Why anybody with a braincell would fit it, and not a separate bidet?

Look where the spray is, cleaning that cunt. Somebody anybody think. They'll probably design a self cleaning toilet, that ain't it. It would still need cleaning anyway. But how the fuck does this crap, like 1 meter phone charging cables, phone rings, you broke your cable, charger, phone, and so much tech that has no regulation today, or common sense today, get regulated?

Tech has no regulation. No standards. It simply hoodwinks. Products getting worse by the day. Who authorised 1 meter charging cables as industry standard? You'd take this person and regulator and shove them down a toilet. The same asshole not providing the charger with your new phone. It's against your statutory rights. Not having a product that works. How can you charge a phone if it hasn't got a charger sold with it on renewal or purchase. But here we are today with real fucking assholes. Real fucking Chinese retard clowns and their corrupt fucking corps and dumb fucking rip offs.

Never mind, that crappy tech breaking in a few years. That seat with its bells and whistles. The warranty is what?

They literally design it to break. It has become such a joke. No regulation on half these crappy products, they're always really bad gimmicks. Terrible products. There's a bidet or a shower, rather than it spraying shit all over it.