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I hate bullshit tech (m.youtube.com)
posted 2 years ago by Ep0ch 2 years ago by Ep0ch +7 / -3
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– Ep0ch [S] 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Where does the spray go? It hits your arse and those particles are fucking eveywhere. Feces on your floor, a puddle on the seat and floor. That time you were adjusting it, you came home after a curry. It painted the walls with your arse hairs they are splattered on the toilet room walls. Shit hasn't dropped out of your arse, it's curried the sides, spraying all over the toilet. You haven't eliminated toilet paper, your arse is dripping. No toilet paper. That rag needs washing how much. You've left shit all over it. It's curried your toilet room. It needs a drain in the floor for all those puddles.

Is your toilet raised off the ground to help you clean the obvious mess of stepping in your own excrement. You better watch your weight. Or your house will collapse.

Do you have to adjust it after she's used it? Now there's potty wars?

I hate bullshit tech

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– roadkill77 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

bro.. i dunno how you shit... but my shit the normal way... bidet is the way to go... my ass is always clean and my bathroom is always clean... i use some TP to dry off.. but thats about it... no partcles... cause i see all the particle in the toilet after i wash my ass... and yes... ive used a UV light to check cleanliness... and its clean... bidets have been used for centuries... they are clean... toilet paper is garbage and it was invented by the paper and pulp industry to use their industrial runoff for products..

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– Ep0ch [S] 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

I shit like everybody else. I agree a bidet, not a bidet toilet, is a good idea, if you can house it. Or there's the shower.

The bidet toilet we are talking about. The video topic, with a plastic nozzle, not ceramic, sitting right under your arse, jetting water upwards. Plastic that gets particularly bacterial when we're talking feces.

It hasn't eliminated toilet paper. Your arse is wet. What have you dried it with. That video ain't the super deluxe blow dry model if there is one. It has the seat warmer obviously because you've defecated on the seat, that wet shitty arse, defecating on the nozzle, jetting upwards has sprayed the toilet seat. A seat that breaks, it's full of bullshit tech, seats always break. The warranty doesn't last a lifetime like the former toilets. It's electronic.

The bidet is a wash basin you sit on, it washes your arse and genitals, the water jets upwards, it doesn't get the seat wet. Because the bathtub doesn't get the seat wet. Bidets do need a tiled floor. But they're dedicated units. Water doesn't leak, where anything can cause that toilet to be a disaster, or spill outside its unit. Simple adjustment is a disaster between users. Different sizes etc, different spray. Bidets don't spray the seat, because your arse is clean, the water hits and goes back into the basin, you don't defecate in a bidet, it's a dedicated unit simply for washing your arse and bits. It's not a stupid Chinese toilet.

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