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posted 2 years ago by pkvi 2 years ago by pkvi +32 / -0
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– Redsky 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

now that's funny!

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– Jalapeno_gringo 3 points 2 years ago +4 / -1

LOL! How did you do that

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

https://www.pfizer.com/doodooinyourvajayjay

Or

https://www.whitehouse.org/accountability (the petition to impale Bidet)

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– freedomlogic 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

The real fallout will be decades down the line :(. After years of irregular heartbeat has taken its toll.

Unless your educated and/or have good medical access.

I know I dont have access to decent medical services, so im fucked.

Couldnt even get help with a known cardiac sensitizing agent.

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– deleted 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0
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– Vlad_The_Impaler 7 points 2 years ago +8 / -1

I went to go get some stitches when I cut my knuckle open to the bone with a drill bit. Just a doc in the box shopping mall clinic. Not the ER or some big hospital.

It cost over $300 just for three stitches and 30 minutes of doctor's time.

I bought my own suture kit. Next time I'm just going to stitch my own hand. Fucking quacks rip people off in the USA.

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– Enlightenment_Now 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I bought my own suture kit. Next time I'm just going to stitch my own hand.

That is incredibly badass.

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

My father used to pull out his own teeth.

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I had an accident at work (2×4 slammed them) and pulled my four front teeth with no drugs except kratom and pot. It takes weeks to wiggle it out, can't eat, can't talk, on and on. Really sucks. That's how I know I'm in hell. I looked all over during each tooth for a dentist but no one anywhere near me was accepting new customers. It was horrible. During the third one, I lost my job, got evicted, and my mother kidnapped my daughter (which I'm STILL trying to rectify) and do you know what that's called? Literal fucking HELL.

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– Jalapeno_gringo 5 points 2 years ago +6 / -1

Remember to align the wound on either side to the original position for quickest healing time.

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