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posted 3 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz 3 years ago by ghost_of_aswartz +27 / -0
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– DZP1 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Nintendo's Heart Attack Challenge is the #1 game among really cool stupid kids now. It accelerates your heartbeat until fibrillation and then springs a clown monster out of the closet. Also has you lock your room door before you play so no one can get in and resuscitate you. Only$19.95 at Walmart. Every kid wants this. Get yours before it sells out.

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

We came home and found our son lying dead on his bed of a gunshot wound. He had is headphones on and there was an Ozzy record on the turn table. So we called our lawyer.

              - jello biafra
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– glownigger8675309 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

lucky the kid was vax'd. coulda' been worse.

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

Plenty of people who DO NOT PLAY VIDEO GAMES are "suddenly" dying from heart problems. But "Thankfully they were triple fake vaccinated, or it would have been worse!"

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Still the video games. And swamp water vagina

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– freedomlogic 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

When I was cardiac sensitized from freon, I gave up multiplayer games. Besides the brainfog making it really hard to compete. The odd time I got the adrenaline rush, my heart would start pounding and skipping beats. Had to quit playing after a few times of that. My blood pressure was already super high. Even now I still avoid them, or anything that gives me an adrenaline rush because my heart still pounds a little bit, even 4 years later.

Only playing against another human do you get these adrenaline rushes, the article even says its seen with multiplayer like games like call of duty.

To be fair, the article is not saying games are the cause, just that they can be a trigger. Sometimes it does happen naturally, but its super rare in children. Usually the result of some kind of heart or electrical defect. It normally takes decades and decades before normal wear and tear starts to cause problems and even then your only going to notice if it happens suddenly. If it happens gradually as you age, you wont likely even know until it starts to cause health problems.

Seems strange to me that all these articles coming out post covid, acting as if irregular heartbeat is no big deal.

yeah, tell that to someone who has lived through it. Fucked I say.

It likely is from the covid vaccines causing heart inflammation, or cardiac sensitizing people somehow. Even though apparently cardiac sensitizing is just attributed to hydrocarbons because of its ability to alter the beta zone on the heart causing it to be sensitized to adrenaline in the first place.

If you vaccinate your child with a leaky vaccine against a disease that has virtually no chance at killing them, you may be a psychopath. Better chance of ending up with cardiac rhythm changes than not ending up with covid.

I remember seeing somewhere that side effects are rare, but you have a slight better chance of ending up with irregular heartbeat than diarrhea and people were acting like it was no big deal but to me thats fucking insane.

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– janglepuss 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Wow that's really interesting. I had never heard of "cardiac sensitization" before. I work in the trades and I have the same thing. Now I'm thinking that's almost definitely the cause. I can't find a lot of information on it from search engines. Can you give me some additional information? Is it permanent? Is there anything I can do to mitigate the symptoms? Anything I should take or perhaps anything I should avoid? Like foods, medications, etc? Is it treatable?

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– Vlad_The_Impaler 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

I think a disciplined morning exercise routine would strengthen your heart.

Wake up very early. Jog, lift weights, do cardio exercises. Even walking through a park or a walk in the woods very early morning. Nothing too excessive, just get blood pumping above average pulse without pushing your heart over its limit. Over time, doing this daily and not skipping routines, will build up your heart muscle and heal it.

Diet? Cut back on alcohol. Eat beans, salmon, tuna. Replace seed oils with olive oil. Eat trail mix with walnuts or almonds and flaxseed as a healthy snack. Fresh oranges. Get a juicer and drink fresh fruit juice. Steam dark greens as a side for dinner. Spinach, collard greens, swiss chard, broccoli. Switch all bread/rice/tortilla to whole grain. low fat yogurt with fruit such as strawberries or blueberries. Add cherries or blueberries to your whole grain cereal.

Stop worrying. Also, if your trade is harming you or taking a toll, switch trades. I have switched trades so often I know almost all of them. There's lots of ways to make money. Don't be so one dimensional that you only know one way to make money.

Also, I think a little bit of charity is good for the heart. Call it meta-physical. When you help other people who deserve your help, there might be some truth in "having a good heart." Go mow the grass for that old lady down the street whose husband died last year. Coach a little league baseball team. I also think humor is good for the heart. Humor can help you make light of struggles while still taking them seriously.

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– janglepuss 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the comment. Yeah, I do exercise, lift weights 5 days a week. I do need to do more cardio but I'm working on quitting smoking first so I can get back into it without feeling like I'm gonna die.

I also have been doing sober october and haven't had a drink since Sept 30. I'm thinking about just staying off the booze for an extended period, like maybe six months, just to see if I can do it. I've done these no-booze stretches a couple times before just to test myself.

I'm also kind of obsessive when it comes to my diet. I eat pretty healthy overall, I'd say I eat healthier than 95% of the population. I cook all my own meals from whole ingredients because I just can't bring myself to eat processed shit with all the soybean oil, extreme sodium levels, and unpronouncable additives and preservatives.

I do think some sort of activity would help as I tend to be a bit of a loner and a grump. People just kind of piss me off lol. I've been thinking about getting into mma but I've done it before and I can tell you for a fact that my cardio is nowhere near good enough for it at the moment. If I can stay off the booze long enough and quit smoking, and ease into cardio over the next six months I will probably give it a go.

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– no_ez 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Reminds me of the “comic book” scare of the 1950’s that led to the comics code authority and MAD magazine.

https://infogalactic.com/info/Seduction_of_the_Innocent

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