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When NORTH KOREA looks at your psycho plans for world domination and is like "bruh." (twitter.com)
posted 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl 4 years ago by axolotl_peyotl +74 / -1
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– ItCameOutOfACan 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

If free donuts with the jab couldn't convince Kim Jong-un, then I want no part of it.

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– yeldarb1983 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Dude, you couldn't convince me of anything with the shitty Krispy kreme they were bribing people with...

I was a dunkin man, but with everybody going woke, guess im just gonna have to get use to making my own...

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– no_ez 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

That would make a great film. The world collapsing around a man who goes off the grid in seclusion to learn and perfect the way of the doughnut. “ARMAGEDDON BAKERY”... or “DOUGH NOT OPEN TIL DOOMSDAY.” (Working title)

Scene: chief chef has entered his log cabin on the outskirts of the woods, opens a medicine cabinet and pours an unknown substance from an amber glass bottle on his hand and wraps it. He shuts the mirror and we see a close up of his face. (Cut to kitchen scene) Sprinkles and Jelly lay on the table along with a giant map. He puts on varying degrees of survival/combat gear including a flak jacket and tops it off with a tall white hat and a red neck kerchief. “Let’s get baked, motherfuckers,” he says. As he turns on his short wave radio, a montage of chief chef making the doughnuts plays along with news that now 6 US cities and 2 European cities have been nuked.

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– yeldarb1983 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

I cant decide whether that would be better played straight or over 70s batman levels of over the top...

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– deleted 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0
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– okirjgdokef 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

This says a lot.

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– Obeisiak 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

there are 26 million people living in north korea, shove that 3 million doses up the asses that sanctioned us for the last 80 years, you UN faggots.

i guess korea already got enough vaccine from russia and china

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– Junionthepipeline 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I guess they are smart enough not to play around with fake flu

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– no_ez 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

“Well they are pretty isolated. Landmines on all borders. Maybe we should use landmines to prevent covid, too.” -Governor Newsom, probably

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– turtlebam 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

As far fetched as this sounds, please note that it is very much possible that North Korea is also under the thumbs of the jew, after all they have good relations with China which is influenced by the jew.

If that's the case, then think of this: Why or how did we hear about this? One way or another, it's an officially released news, but why do they release such a thing?

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– deleted 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0
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– SuicideTruthbomber 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

It's actually something along the lines of, "...it’s entirely up to the United States to choose what “Christmas gift” it gets from the North." This was in 2019 regarding negotiations with the Trump administration.

This was attributed to a North Korean diplomat and not Kim Jong-un's Twitter.

The white horse is important to North Korean political mythology and probably unrelated to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

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– SuicideTruthbomber 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

I am not following you.

EDIT: Further, this is a public forum and I don't need your permission to inform other people.

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– no_ez 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

8And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth

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– PenisCockDickBoner 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Oh, shit... every other nation to refuse that I know of has had their leader assassinated. I wonder what will happen

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