That would make a great film. The world collapsing around a man who goes off the grid in seclusion to learn and perfect the way of the doughnut.
“ARMAGEDDON BAKERY”... or “DOUGH NOT OPEN TIL DOOMSDAY.”
(Working title)
Scene: chief chef has entered his log cabin on the outskirts of the woods, opens a medicine cabinet and pours an unknown substance from an amber glass bottle on his hand and wraps it. He shuts the mirror and we see a close up of his face. (Cut to kitchen scene)
Sprinkles and Jelly lay on the table along with a giant map. He puts on varying degrees of survival/combat gear including a flak jacket and tops it off with a tall white hat and a red neck kerchief. “Let’s get baked, motherfuckers,” he says. As he turns on his short wave radio, a montage of chief chef making the doughnuts plays along with news that now 6 US cities and 2 European cities have been nuked.
If free donuts with the jab couldn't convince Kim Jong-un, then I want no part of it.
Dude, you couldn't convince me of anything with the shitty Krispy kreme they were bribing people with...
I was a dunkin man, but with everybody going woke, guess im just gonna have to get use to making my own...
That would make a great film. The world collapsing around a man who goes off the grid in seclusion to learn and perfect the way of the doughnut. “ARMAGEDDON BAKERY”... or “DOUGH NOT OPEN TIL DOOMSDAY.” (Working title)
Scene: chief chef has entered his log cabin on the outskirts of the woods, opens a medicine cabinet and pours an unknown substance from an amber glass bottle on his hand and wraps it. He shuts the mirror and we see a close up of his face. (Cut to kitchen scene) Sprinkles and Jelly lay on the table along with a giant map. He puts on varying degrees of survival/combat gear including a flak jacket and tops it off with a tall white hat and a red neck kerchief. “Let’s get baked, motherfuckers,” he says. As he turns on his short wave radio, a montage of chief chef making the doughnuts plays along with news that now 6 US cities and 2 European cities have been nuked.
I cant decide whether that would be better played straight or over 70s batman levels of over the top...