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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Apple sabotages older devices to slow them down and force you to buy a new one.

All I can think up off the top of my head. I'm in a college class right now so that's all I can afford to tell.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.

(This joke is a lot better on consumeproduct, where my flair is "federal informant")

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the virus is so deadly, wouldn't our dear leaders be hiding in the middle of Colorado, never making contact with anyone?

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undecidedmask 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if it was this simple. Certainly it's part of it.

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undecidedmask -6 points ago +1 / -7

Portals. Don't you remember being knocked out and waking up landing? They implimented memories of the time it took to cross it.

Just kidding. I suspect that it grew up naturally, but people took advantage and muddied the waters, thus protecting their power.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not unintentional, it ensures everyone is overdosed on porn, they won't fight back then.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 3 points ago +3 / -0

Covid likely killed more elders, but because covid only hurts elders and an incredibly tiny section of society, the over death rate is miniscule.

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undecidedmask 4 points ago +4 / -0

No it shows that if you remove a busted testing system from circulation covid goes way down.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fauci doesn't want this to end. He's famous and has a lot of power right now. Bet he's drunk on it.

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undecidedmask 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hey man, at least... at least it looks cool. Maybe we'll get the cool looking dystopia after all.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Poor Harry. Seemed like a decently down-to-earth (as much as he could be) before all this.

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undecidedmask 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you want to take over with, say, a pandemic, having control of supposedly the top medical board in the world helps tremendously.

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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always interesting when billionaires and other influential people die a non-natural death.

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undecidedmask 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah as soon as I saw that Q required a government that was effective, I knew it was bunk.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 2 points ago +2 / -0

Newsoms apparently related to Pelosi, makes sense they wouldn't take him down.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think that rather they are trying to hide how they intentionally placed covid patients into nursing homes. Cover up the one story with another one, that ensures the covid inflation maintains it's existence.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 6 points ago +6 / -0

When you can change definitions, you know you rule the world.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just make your own army then.

You totally could, it would just involve a lot of horrible tactics, hostages, basically a bloodbath guerrilla war.

by pkvi
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undecidedmask 5 points ago +5 / -0

Q was immediately suspicious when it came out. A good guy group in government? Sounds unbelievable, too much like a movie.

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undecidedmask 7 points ago +8 / -1

Imagine thinking that Trump will come back. They'll just rig the election again.

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undecidedmask 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do like to keep an eye on things. At consume product, we regularly keep a watchful eye on Great Awakening, I haven't seen anything yet bashing GA users for falling for another prank.

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