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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

he died, an chronic alcoholic, in a cabin in the woods.

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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

scenario: history is reset & we forget it all.

  1. will we figure out gravity & how to measure it?
  2. will the christ story happen again?
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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

vishnu is based.

kali is a son of a bitch.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

"hey! you didnt get an aneurysm! congrats! ... go ahead and sign this disclaimer that if the vaccine took 20yrs off your life, youll just lol to the grave."

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

the big tech shenanigans was the last nail.

dont miss it.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh, hey. pull up a chair. whatll ya have to drink?

i got whiskey... and whiskey.

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arjunas1 9 points ago +9 / -0

you know what?

i dont even need to know what y'all are talking about.

imma just sit here and enjoy the ambiance.

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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

IRONY: for millennia, waring tribes within africa enslaved captured enemies.

IRONY: for millennia, waring tribes within the americas enslaved captured enemies.

IRONY: for millennia, waring tribes within the middle east enslaved captured enemies.

etc, etc, etc.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

REMOVE downvote button for new'sh accounts.

kthx.

oh, bitchn header.

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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

calling it...

new search filter on your favorite dating site...

Inoculated With mRNA gene therapy: [ ] yes [ ] no

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

apparently, some 3-letter agency spoke w/ the produces of "independence day" for their portrayal of area-51.

allegedly, some insider gave them artistic direction.

also, spielberg teases w/ hints that a little birdy landed on his shoulder before creating "close encounters of the third kind."

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

calling it...

  • blm
  • antifa
  • proud boys
  • boogaloo
  • some asshole w/ a compelling argument

... will be marked as domestic terrorists.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

hiking to a beautiful peak, and giving a fellow hiker, wearing a mask, a "hello"... kinda ruins it all.

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arjunas1 3 points ago +3 / -0

In the mid 90s they changed the name from sun tan lotion to sun screen or sun block

aint that a bitch...

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arjunas1 4 points ago +4 / -0

https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/amc/real-time

you can watch the hedgies selling, back and forth, of fake stocks ^^ here.

anything with 4 past the decimal point.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

bb & nakd, too.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

he scratched his ass before hitting the stage.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

correlation or causation is a hella'vu drug.

twice... coincidence.

three times... ?

any other news of this happening to other people?

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

4th grade teacher told us the earth was going to implode from climate change.

30yrs ago.

fucked me up for the next few years.

think about this bullshit + lockdowns on the young'ns.

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