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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

You must.be nude .uhm...new here.

He's not my girlfriend, to be sure, but certainly someone's mother.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

As I understand it, a decent percentage of folks will be allergic to it (shellfish allergy) and it's "vaguely" CARCINOGENIC, you know MAAAAYBE MORE.... liiiiiiiiiiiiiitle tiny question mark there from them...

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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh no, sorry, you're looking for eisenhorn. I'm not a queer ass gay homo like he is.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe. Who am I to say? I still eat other, more nutritious, fruits, so don't worry. I'm sorry I'm less fun and will get my manufacturers number if you'd like to make a formal complaint.

This has been b bot

by DrLeaks
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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can this be both a joke and a sad reality at the same time?

by DrLeaks
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RentFreeCrisisAct 3 points ago +3 / -0

And this bitch saying that is the proof of this. Pelosi could NEVER win a popular election. She has hatred in her party and across the aisle.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I'm on the bus right now and 99% of the people are wearing masks. (guess the 1% NOT. And one other, to be fair.) All of these poor people DYING to suck.that government cock some more. It kills me.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +3 / -1

Every time anyone has a baby, don't you think, in their own way, that they are "trying to transform humankind?"

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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the air outside's so soft

Confessing everything

Everything

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RentFreeCrisisAct 4 points ago +4 / -0

I ate a bug once.

I'm not sure what kind of bug it was, but I know it was not a small bug.

You see, I used to get these dates from Wal-Mart. They were SOOOOO good. Nice and soft...sweet...the good stuff. Then one day I'm walking home munching on some dates, when something happened...

An overwhelming taste of what dead bugs smell like (if you know, you know. It's peculiar and nothing smells like it. I collected bugs for years myself, so that smell was one I smelled frequently.) overtook the sweetness of the date.

It was really gross.

I spit it out and saw the remnants of this bug (fragments wirhin were too small to ID) intertwined with the date goo. It was awful and I haven't had a date since.

Sound like.your future lifestyle? Are you ccccccchure???

by DrLeaks
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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

We only had "your safety" in mind when we tried to make you a lab rat. As far as the children, well....how are we going to know if it's going to kill all of the kids unless we mandate it for all of the kids? Don't be selfish now.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's funny! I've always heard that the "G" stands for "Toddler Fucking Bitch."

Live and learn

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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Has nothing to do with germs or viruses per-se, they are (I believe) manufacturing this stuff, and now, if they want to make.all the black folks (or any other genetic marker, it says black, but if they wanted to attack redheads or, say, people who have...or haven't had some genetic marker, natural or of their creation,) sick, it's now possible. It's really fucking scary and if all you have is that, you need to look more into all of this. This is what "viruses" and "germs" are all leading up to, and apparently with the quickness.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

However, they’ve found — through genetic sequencing — that these cases are highly genetically related.

Most patients are African American adults between ages 30 and 60.

               - from article. 

Black Rock + 21 & Me =

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RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all knew Hillary was going back to from whence it came.

Let's not pretend she was going to stay.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait two more weeks four times and then it's time for my vacation. Yayayayayaya! !

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RentFreeCrisisAct 0 points ago +1 / -1

They didn't inhale.

Local merchants were wondering why bands of swans were carrying five gallon cans of diesel into the woods but dismissed it as "a mental health issue."

"Dem swawansa fuckin.crazy, mang!" said one resident. "Turn camera off, I think I'm going to cry..."

There was no camera, though.

He began to cry. " We miss the innocent swawansa backa dennineties. These junk good swawa....." and he began to bawl....

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RentFreeCrisisAct 3 points ago +3 / -0

So my daughter is half Cuban. Do I get to go with her or what?

How is no one calling this out? There is a clear shift in the place the white race is as opposed to pre-COVID, I genuinely feel like this whole vaccine thing and everything after is to exterminate the white race. Is it because we are too smart for them? Haha! Totally joking. That would be a cool song, about why they may want to exterminate us. Hahahaha!

In a half-joking way, it gives credence to the reptilian theory because aren't all of these people who are eugenicists fucking WHITE? Nope. Can't be. How would that make sense?

by DrLeaks
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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

And his really fucked him up, so ours must be JUICY.

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RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points ago +2 / -0

He probably has a locator chip installed for just such a scenario. Sounds like a blast, but I'd not want to risk getting caught or having him "saved" by some special ops douchebags with giant guns. Just take your shot when you get it. You can't always keep letting good shots go by waiting for a better one. In this instance, off the bitch and figure out how to lay REAL low.

Or shit on his face and THEN off him.

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