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MrPancake 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is pure gold.

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MrPancake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly; all she learned was to lie more or lie better.

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MrPancake 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's just forecasting Tallest; weathermen do it all the time and they are right a good 33% of the time ;)

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MrPancake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet both of them were habitual gardeners that heard a dog whistle. Or is it coffee and crosswords they are onto now. No wait; latest is using both eyes at the same time while yodeling.

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MrPancake 3 points ago +3 / -0

They look to me to be grand mal seizures. Are the jabs causing them? Probably.

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MrPancake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes; both have some truths and some lies, that makes them wrong. A math book where half of the content is incorrect is wrong. You don't say "well I am going to just focus on the geometry aspect as the algebra is clearly wrong"... You trash it. Atheist dogma is something a christ cuck says when his views are challenged. It CANNOT be the word of God if it has "some truths and some lies". Before you rectally bleed further; I am not against the religious or Christians; just like normal NASA employees, they mean well. The organization is the problem.

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MrPancake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ingredients

1 1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, plus more for greasing the pans
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder, plus more for pans
1/2 cup boiling water
2 1/4 cups sugar or granulated sugar substitute
1 Tbsp pure vanilla extract
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
3 cups sifted cake flour
1 tsp baking soda
1/2 ttsp salt
1 cup milk
Chocolate and vanilla frosting of your choice (buttercream recipe here!)
2 (1.55-oz) chocolate bars, grated
Maraschino cherries
Whipped cream

Instructions

Preheat oven to 350 F. Butter three 8-inch round cake pans and dust bottoms and sides of pans with cocoa powder; tap out any excess. Sift cocoa into a medium bowl, and whisk in boiling water. Set aside to cool.
In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream butter on low speed until light and fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar until light and fluffy, 3 to 4 minutes, scraping down sides. Beat in vanilla.
Slowly add in lightly beated eggs, beating between each addition, scraping down the sides as needed.
In a large bowl, sift together flour, baking soda, and salt. Whisk milk into reserved cocoa mixture. With mixer on low speed, alternately add flour and cocoa mixtures to the batter.
Divide batter evenly among the pans. Bake until a cake tester comes out clean, 35 to 45 minutes. Transfer layers to wire racks and let cool for 15 minutes. Turn out cakes, and return to racks, tops up, until completely cool.
Place one cake layer on a serving platter; spread 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting over the top. Add the second cake layer, and spread with another 1 1/2 cups vanilla frosting. Top with third cake layer. Cover outside of cake with 3 cups of the chocolate frosting.
Sprinkle with chocolate shavings and top which dollops of whipped cream and cherries as shown.
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