Baptism is not what you think at all. :) :) :) :) You absolutely don't understand even basic things about Christianity a

I just used the very definitions you gave.

Baptism is second birth in Jesus.

You claimed Baptism is being reborn in Jesus and that infants can be baptized.

You then resort to speaking profane things, like an unsaved person would. You are talking like an angry drunk at a bar.

It's because the truth is at odds with your tradition.