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Why do kitchens need this knife block with over half a dozen knives where you can easily stab somebody, like in horror movies. It's cause you're programmed about that from hollywood movies. The fucking sadists. you don't need that many fucking kill people's throats knives ok. (media.scored.co)
posted 2 years ago by newfunturistic 2 years ago by newfunturistic +4 / -5
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– Needmorepopcorn 4 points 2 years ago +5 / -1

Lol you must not cook? Still eating goyslop?

A tool for each job if you will.

The jews in Hollywood do still want you dead goyim, don't doubt it for a second.

I guess you could leave them in a drawer like the slave they want you to be.

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– roadkill77 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

i was just gonna say this! haha... dudes never cooked a meal in his life...

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– ZyklonShower 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Or he’s just British or Japanese and thinks knives are weapons of mass destruction.

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– roadkill77 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

japanese love there knives bruh.... theres still swordsmiths in japan...

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– scaornedandhated 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Came here to say this. I have cooked at relatives houses, and it is the most frustrating thing.

"Where are your knives?", and they hand me a (one) stamped piece of sh!t that they bought in the cooking aisle of the supermarket, in a blister pack. No edge, crap steel, and no balance. I would be better off using a hacksaw.

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– Ep0ch 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

You can never have too many knives. For kitchen.

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– CrazyRussian 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Really you need at least 5 different knives for cooking if you are after something more advaced than omelet.

As for that wooden blocks for knives - IDK, may be you are right, it become popular after hollywood movies. Really not very practical thing since you have to put only clean knives to it, so it is just a long-term storage, not some really useful thing to have all knives at hand during cooking. And storing knives in a drawer a way better since you don't have to guess knives by hand not seend blades.

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– SharonaZamboni 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

If you worked in a kitchen, you’d get an ass chewing for putting knives in drawers. Dangerous and dulls the edges.

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– CrazyRussian 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

:) Just have a separate section of drawer for each knife and they will be pretty sharp and comfortable to pick. You know, that plastic inserts for drawers with multiple sections, right in your hardware store nearby. Better look for inserts for garage tools, not for kitchenware.

As for "dangerous" - I'm lost a little. Since when it become dangerous? People store knives in drawers for millenia and while that really dull them if you store them in a pile, how it could be "dangerous"? The worst thing that could happen is you could slightly prick yourself and that's all - how this is "dangerous", again? Safety trolling even here? Jesus, no, not that insanity....

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– ZyklonShower 0 points 2 years ago +1 / -1

Exactly this.

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– newfunturistic [S] 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I got one like I don't know what type it is.. not that big. Can peel potatoes with it.. lol.. Those peelers stinks I just use the knife. I got a bread knife. You don't want those crazy fuckin wood blocks of all kinds.. cause if some crazy bitch who's on pills gets loaded you can wake up with your dick cut off. hahaha

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– muhqtardtho 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

Almost reached for one of those when a meth head roommate attacked me. Not doing so probably saved my life lol.

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– ZyklonShower 1 point 2 years ago +2 / -1

Oi bruv you don’t need your fookin knoife.

Are you British or Japanese mate innit?

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– DZP1 0 points 2 years ago +2 / -2

But it makes knife throwing so much faster. Whick! Whick! Whick! Hahaah, thought you'd get the drop on me, grandma? Fuck you, bitch! Whick!

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– alltheleavesarebrown -3 points 2 years ago +1 / -4

Haha. I know suburbans like this.

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