5 posted 2 years ago by alien124 2 years ago by alien124 +7 / -2 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
When it happens to me, I can always tell because my rectum hurts the next morning worse than my hangover, my head is all fuzzyminded, and I have an intense urge to vote Democrat.
+1 Bruh
I like the magnetic and metal features.
Happy get abducted as a volunteer to gain them.
Lol.
When you're walking up the road and you wake up in a ditch. Definitely the aliens.
that or ted bundy / jeffrey dahmer
Um...emf detector on a phone? You have to be trolling. Phones emit tons of EM radiation.