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posted 2 years ago by Zap_Powerz 2 years ago by Zap_Powerz +16 / -1
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– WindyJibbz 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

All their shitty ass satelites are held up against the firmament by helium balloons. One important one likely has a leak and it’s coming down to a level where people can spot it.

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– Xaviermgk 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/10t0hvr/can_any_radio_experts_analyze_this_from_a/

More in that Reddit thread on the satellite idea.

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– loonygecko 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

I did notice the dangly part looks like a satellite.

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– Crypt 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

For years, Flat earthers have been saying that satellites are really just hanging from balloons.

Now that one loses altitude and the average Joe can see it from his backyard, its swept under the rug by claiming "chinese spy balloon".

AND THEY ARE BUYING IT!

LOL.

Why would they need a spy balloon if they have satellites?

Why does a spy balloon look identical to a satellite?

Why wouldn't they shoot it down?

LOL.

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– brainchip 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

If there is a firmament and intelligent design etc, why is this world so retarded

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– Lasereyes 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

God gave us free will. jews took control and made life retarded.

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– brainchip 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

God is pretty dumb then if he didnt realize they would take control of his creation

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– Lasereyes 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

No, god trusts us. I am making him proud. Are you?

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– brainchip 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

If God is good, then yeah

If God is evil then he's super pissed at me

Judging by how life is going it's hard not to conclude god is evil

There is one possibility, that God is good, and this life is a test, where evil is rewarded, and good is punished, to see if you'll still be good or not

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– deleted 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0
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– brainchip 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Had the same thoughts. Also if it really is a Chinese spy balloon they probably just launched it from within North America using those same methods.

Western govs are a disaster

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– Dorktron4Runner 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

It’s gonna drop 10% off coupons to Red Lobster.

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– glownigger8675309 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Red Rahbster

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– undecidedmask 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

It looks like the ISS. At least from that angle.

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– YuuugeAsshoe 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Satellites that orbit in a void don't exist. The only thing similar to that are helium balloon satellites. They don't want the public to figure out our concept of space, and space travel is fake. When these balloon satellites get spotted because they decend in the wrong area they have to come up with a BS cover story. "It's a Chinese spy balloon!" I ask you why would China need a balloon to spy if they have satellites in orbit?

https://youtu.be/ZgcT_aSXFXM

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– deleted 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
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– brainchip 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

My thought was that it's a demoralization psyop

"Chinese enemy is flying a balloon spying on you. We are doing nothing."

Rubbing the communist control in everyone's face, daring someone to make a move so they can find a resistance target to remove

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– DZP1 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0
  1. Look corn pop, it's a balloon immigrant. It's just seeking refuge, over our missile bases, before the war starts.

  2. It's gathering data on how well China's HAARP weather war has been on the US upper atmosphere. Like the rain and snow? Here's another 100 billion gallons soon.

  3. It's a telcomm platform over the US, to gather phone signals.

  4. It contains thousands of tiny little Chinese sharks with frikkin lasers on their heads, ready to drop on water reservoirs in big cities like Beaver Falls, North Dakota.

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– DOOMERSLAYER 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

According to China it's a meteorological experiment

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– loonygecko 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Seems a bit sus that they'd fly that over the USA without permission or that our military would allow them to do that. HOwever it could be they or someone lost control of it, balloons have trouble against the wind and neither govt likes to admit their screwups.

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– greenspotbikes 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

They are NSA spy balloons. There is at least a half dozen over the US.

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– PopPunk4Bunions 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

China has Tik Tok. They don’t need a stupid balloon to spy on people lol

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– EnoughOfYourLies 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Russian army drop ship.

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– Taitersalad12 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Yeah that's what i want to know

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– glownigger8675309 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

it's peak retard to think the U.S. military wouldn't shoot that shit down regardless of who debris might land on.

i'm begining to think the elite are right about useless eaters.

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