He just had an unfortunately timed dick itch. Don't read too much into this.

It's not like he showers with adolescents or sniffs little girls hair or anything. Biden is pure of heart. Just look how well-adjusted his son turned out. You don't get that sort of priestly chaste if you're raised by a pervert.

In isolation, this little woopsie is a big nothingburger. You'd have to show some sort of supporting evidence if you want us to believe he's a pedo.