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"Looking to withdraw cash? What for? HOW MUCH!?" (media.scored.co)
posted 3 years ago by clemaneuverers 3 years ago by clemaneuverers +37 / -0
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– Jagworms 21 points 3 years ago +21 / -0

"Oh, you won't give me my money for XYZ? OK, then give me ALL of my money."

"what for?"

"To deposit into another fucking bank!"

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– Fridge_pirate 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

"I'm sorry, we've decided to decline this request at this time. Thank you, and have a pleasant day. Next?!"

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– Dorktron4Runner 21 points 3 years ago +21 / -0

Be your own bank.

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– Hand_Of_Node 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Was only $100,000 last time I looked into it.

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– BoberFett 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

I'm guessing all banks are in on it, just like in the US. They're all controlled by the (((government))).

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– Graphenium 14 points 3 years ago +14 / -0

Oi m8, u gawt a loiscence fuh those fungible tokens?

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– SicilianOmega 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I worked in a grocery store at around the same time. All we had to do before accepting a $100 bill was mark it with an iodine pen.

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– SicilianOmega 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Niggers like to rob convenience stores because there are only a few people in them. So convenience stores make their cashiers put all the money in the safe, even if it means they can't make change.

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– nonprophet 1 point 3 years ago +3 / -2

That's the key to actually profiting from counterfeits. Buying $1 or $2 items with a $10 at many small stores, its slow- but nobody uses the counterfeit pen on a $10 bill and you now have $9 in clean money.

Not that I have done so, lol.

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– glownigger8675309 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1

I'm withdrawing $3.50 for a blowjob from NatWest's president's mom.

if the line isn't too long.

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– ryry117 2 points 3 years ago +3 / -1

To be fair, it makes sense to ask questions on a transaction you are suspicious of being fraud or scam to protect your bank members. Old people get scammed by Indians all the time.

But a 24 hour notice on anything $2,000 dollars or more? Fuck off. Those kinds of purchases are for when you run into sudden vehicle or appliance trouble, something that costs a lot but you need it right away. $2,000 is way too low.

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– Oldmancountry17 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

How is that fair? If the old people want to throw away their money, so be it. If I had the money in the bank and I wanted to withdraw every thing in nickels, I should have that option. That is fair.

If the money is in the bank, I should be able to withdraw it, No questions asked, period.

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– ryry117 -1 points 3 years ago +1 / -2

That money is some family's entire built up inheritance over several generations and then someone throws it away as they are becoming senile. It's not fair to the family or the old person being taken advantage of.

It's just some questions to make sure you aren't being scammed like "You aren't buying a bunch of gift cards for a tech support guy with this money, right?"

But they can't stop you from withdrawing the money. If you don't want questions, don't use a bank.

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– Oldmancountry17 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

That's just nuts. It's not the bank's job to nanny. I have to use a bank. Not their job to care where my money goes.

Old people have been getting scammed forever. It's their kids to nanny them, not the banks.

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– Blinker-Aerospace7 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

...yet

and can you just say 'cause I want cash'

like, thats so close to requiring a receipt / invoice and denying withdrawals for nearly any other arbitrary reason

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– cxivv 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

Same holds true in the EU. if you want cash you have to get it constantly in lower amounts.

it's even worse if you have a business and want to transfer money from the EU to the US or the other way around.

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– Phenixxxx 1 point 3 years ago +2 / -1

Just tell them your buying crack. I'm sure it will be ok ..ya know because equity n such🙄

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– BoberFett 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Once you put your money in a bank, it's no longer your money. It's the bank's money, and you have an IOU. If they don't want to pay on that IOU, good luck getting it back.

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