Unironically this feels closer to reality than the other options I’ve come across in my searches. You just took most of it from the Law of One / Hidden Hand interview, but regardless, it still resonates - post this shit on ConPro and use your alts to upvote it, I’d be interested in the convo it sparks

Robert Allan Monroe...is also notable as one of the founders of the Jefferson Cable Corporation, the first cable company to cover central Virginia

A robber (Robert) laying the first cable into the center of a virgin (Virginia)...just like the Duke of York allegedly did to Virginia Roberts.