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no_ez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Feels good, man.

Oh, also, I have to call you a “fagget.” I’m contractually obligated to respond to all of your posts this way.

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Andromedan-Paladin 5 points ago +6 / -1

I have to agree. OP is a massive fag!

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Dorktron4Runner 3 points ago +3 / -0

He still won’t post his vax card. Ultra-fag.

https://howbadismybatch.com/

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clemaneuverers 4 points ago +4 / -0

How does it feel to be on the same side as the fascists?

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escalation [S] -3 points ago +1 / -4

In what way

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Gemmaugr 3 points ago +3 / -0

When something is right, it's right. No matter what "side" says it.

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free-will-of-choice -2 points ago +1 / -3

When something is right, it's right.

What if all perceived represents "what is right" and each one perceiving it within the lack of comprehension thereof?

No matter what "side" says it.

What if ignoring perceived (need/want balance) for suggested (want vs not want imbalance) causes the conflicting sides?

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factdigger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't to identity politics, it's for tribal minds who's development has stuck to the level of a 12-year old.

Be on the side of truth. nothing else matters.

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pkvi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Leftist: Eat the rich

FF>

Right: Eat the rich

Leftist: Don't trust gov or pharma

FF>

Right: Don't trust gov or pharma

Its amazing what just a little propaganda can do.

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One-Four-Zero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bold of you to assume that I'm on a side to begin with.

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free-will-of-choice -1 points ago +2 / -3

Bold of you to assume

Can one define what's already perceivable or just make assumptions about it? Also; does the perceiving exist within or outside the perceivable?

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One-Four-Zero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, I guess I could've said "I ain't on none of your stinkin' sides" as well, but I thought the canard with the assumptions made for a better rotation of the vernacular.

The assumptions aren't important; that entire sentence was centered on its opening word: bold. Means "to become fat" essentially. It makes the text formatting term make more sense, but also leaves one with the understanding that courage is actually found at the bottom of a box of donuts. They might think this is fat, but no, it is money that we have around our waists. EXPANSION PACK. Chuckle and, over time, trend towards stoutness.

As for preceptions beyond perceptions: We've been there, remember? It's nothing but a densely packed array of identical looking men, all wearing silly hats; eighty five thousand tons of crude oil; birds, fish, and flotsam (only flotsam. The jetsam goes elsewhere.) This is because "outside the perceivable" is kinsman to "outside the environment" and they reside at the same postal code. There's no point in sending a letter because the postal service has been on strike continuously for the last eighteen trillion years or so.

The only one who can define things is Definer Dan, and he charges $9.95 an hour to do that delicate work. Everyone else just whittles the shapes of words out of driftwood and puts them up next to the motorway.

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free-will-of-choice 2 points ago +2 / -0

that entire sentence was centered on its opening word: bold. Means "to become fat" essentially.

  • BOLD, adjective - "daring; courageous; brave; intrepid; fearless".

If we judge each other as such; then aren't we ignoring the source of encouragement aka perceived inspiration; which also implies our response-ability (choice) to it? The suggested judgement represents out of and upon the ignorance of perceived inspiration.

Slim (want) vs Fat (not want); while ignoring Hunger (need). One can freely choose which side among the former; but the latter represents a predefined perception demanding adaptation.

assumptions aren't important

Assumptions represent the temptation of ignoring perceived if suggested to us by others. The temporary one can only assume within the ongoing all; while proclaiming true or false assumptions as suggestions is tempting others to ignore the perceivable foundation.

It makes the text formatting term make more sense

TERM, noun [Latin terminus, a limit or boundary.] aka balance aka the momentum of motion for the responding choice of "form" within...unless ignored for "formatted texts" suggested by others. What you're sensing is communicated to you as perceivable inspiration through motion; which you have to choose to ignore (want over need) when choosing affixed words (text) as your assumed source of sense; hence true or false information to describe the ignored ever changing perception of inspiration.

The many are tempted to fix within the fictitious boundaries of suggested text; while they ignore to be the resistance to the ongoing reality moving them towards death. Suggested words represent a smokescreen for perceivable sound, and ignoring sound causes dissonance within a resonance based system.

The parasites utilize a multitude of techniques to shape suggested words while obfuscating perceivable sound; yet each word was shaped out of sound, so it can be reverse engineered (isomorphism).

Try to question form (life) resisting the velocity of flow (inception towards death) as the growth potential of locomotion; utilizing the loss of potentiality for its velocity or as Kylie Minouge put it: "Do it nice and easy now, don't lose control"..."A little bit of rhythm and a lot of soul"..."So come on, come on"..."Do the loco-motion".

They also apply diminution and augmentation when expanding or shrinking the complexity attached to suggested words. It''s not just them writing scripts for us to follow; but they're musically orchestrating us as responding notes within the perceivable sound, and that's not even counting the symbolism used to make us dance to these fucked up tunes.

courage is actually found at the bottom of a box of donuts

That's like a porn fading to black while allowing a quick reflection of yourself in the monitor...face to face with the ugly consequences of ones choices. Such courage; much boldness; what a display of fearlessness...then autoplay resumes.

it is money that we have around our waists

"I ain't fat; it's a savings account..the winter's coming".

expansion pack

As he was riding on his expansion pack; he couldn't hear them snickering: "another oblivious sucker fell for the Horse Armor DLC".

preceptions beyond perceptions

Comprehension (or the lack thereof) exists at the center of perception. A claim upon perceived doesn't represent going beyond; but within self; hence the ego shaped with claimed assumptions, while in ignorance of perceived. In short...ONE perceiving implies within ALL perceivable.

We've been there, remember?

Remember aka response to memory; while ignoring to utilize it for adaptation to constant change. Rephrase that to "remember what suggested information you consented to put within your memory". Sleight of hand: "member-berries" aka the fruits of ones labor of ignorance.

only flotsam. The jetsam goes elsewhere

Jetsam (resisting the temptation to hold onto); Flotsam (loss as the consequence of wanting to hold onto)...the former will be transmuted right back to source; while the later will be claimed by the king (aka the choice of others).

"outside the perceivable" is kinsman to "outside the environment"

Perception represents the ENVIRON (surrounding) of the comprehending MENT (mind; memory) at its center. That which cannot be perceived (flow) can be comprehended by the consequences thereof (form).

From a different perspective...form represents the inside of momentum for the outside flow, while flow/form represents the inside momentum of outside EN'ERGY, noun - "internal or inherent power".

Definer Dan

How does he define? By choice; which implies him "re"defining perceived predefined.

Everyone else just whittles the shapes of words out of driftwood

Because they ignore that "when such goods are cast on shore or found, the owner being unknown, they belong to the king". Who made the choice to suggest those words for shaping?

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One-Four-Zero 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Bold" is also related to "bowl" (naturally), "budget", and "balloon" - there's probably a joke in here about brave fatcat economists being full of hot air, but I don't keep up with the fighting on the financial front anymore, mostly because whenever I try to read a newspaper I must instead immediately eat it. Laws of nature? Whim of the heavens? All those years spent huffing lighter fluid finally catching up to me?

"Thrapple" is another word, and one that I will have to endeavour to use more often.

Assumptions; from ad sumo, "to take up". (Sounds like work wearing a funny hat, and if I wanted to lift things I could get paid stacking crates down by the harbour.) Important is in porto "to carry"... well fuck, perhaps the assumptions were important after all, given that they're the same thing!! Shaped like itself. I guess then what I actually said was that the assumptions aren't assumptions, so what then - do I think they're melons instead? I walk around, flax spilling everwhere, entirely oblivious to the process. It's a pidgeon whistle.

Funny thing about formatting; while it doesn't alter the meaning of the words themselves, it can adjust the emphasis.

Now what I'm sensing is a whole new kettle of fish that's being introduced to the stew too late and is probably going to come out undercooked. Digging without pause, I get to a point where my response is that I feel with my fingers and walk with my feet. As for the words, they are as I've said whittled out of wood and put up next to the motorway. It's fair work and besides, it got you to stop here, even if briefly.

Picture me with a smug grin on my face as I pat a large wooden carving of the word "HAT". Eh? Eh?

The thing with questions, is that like quests, they're just quaerere equipped with suitably comical headgear, and the problem with quests is that no matter how they seem to begin they always end with having to slay some dragon and being weighed down with medals and titular appointments and vassals and stuff. Bad news bears. I don't quest no more; if people ask, I'll say I took a magic missile to the knee. The whole matter makes sense (i.e. gets people walking) when we consider that quaerere itself stems from a root meaning "to acquire", and therefore this whole business being an affair for those thing-getters, always looking to get those things. No surprise I was a poor fit for the job. More of a be-er than a do-er me; functionally zero internal motivation. What did you expect Harry, I'm a decommissioned radio mast, being is what I dö.

Donuts... donuts... if those donuts had jam in 'em would they be eligable to cast ballots in the state of germany? As for courage, it gained its association with boldness with proto-germanic balþaz, which could be said equally of a brave man and an inflated balloon.

You reminded me of Horse Armour. Now I'm going to be chuckling the rest of the day. That's on you. When I inevitably irritate everyone around me with my constant chortling, I'm going to be faced with the decision of saying "it's all some fellow on the internet's fault", or just saying "Horse Armour" and hope they chuckle too. It's okay though, I'll cover for you, because that's the way I am.

One, Two, Three, Eight, and so on and so forth. Numbers is on again. It's probably my third favourite radio program, but nothing will ever top that humming noise you get when you've got it turned to just the right frequency. It's like listening to the sound of a babbling brook, only electronic and beamed invisibly through the air. Weird stuff.

Canyons are the ground's way of remembering the passage of water.

Now Kings... "king" means "someone of the family" (kuningaz) so what you're telling me is that one of my relatives is out there carrying off flotsam? Might be lucrative, but the problem is that I have like... a million uncles, so even if I did start telephoning I'd never find the right one in time. I stick to beachcombing; it's like playing the lottery, only instead of having to give money to the lottery people, you get to walk. What more could a person want from life?

I think Definer Dan has a special set of Defining Hammers that he uses. I'm told (by Dan) that it's all very technical work and that it should not be attempted at home because an untrained operator could blow both their hands clean off. I search "Definer's Hammer" on ebay all the time though because I've got no sense of fear and also a great multitude of spare hands.

See, when I go beachcombing, what happens is that I never find anything, but quite spontaneously people drive up in vans and hand me money. It's the strangest thing and I don't much have use for the stuff so I've been burying most of it in an undisclosed location. My "HAT" carving is made from burlwood that I cut myself. Once it's served its purpose here at the motorway I'm gonna take it home and put in up on my shelf of good shit.

However, now we speed past the Hawk's Hour, and so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go pour a large pitcher of tea down my thrapple.

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free-will-of-choice 0 points ago +2 / -2

whenever I try to read a newspaper I must instead immediately eat it

Healthier to digest than the suggested information within.

Laws of nature? Whim of the heavens?

Flow to form. Even a notion (whim) requires motion. Trying to define laws while being the response within the moving natural order tempts one to view the immutable as a whim.

...finally catching up to me?

While being moved towards death; it's life that loses resistance to the ongoing velocity, not the consequences of ones choices catching up. The catching up mindset is based on consent to suggested progressivism; hence seeking outcomes; trying to win prizes; making it etc. which in return puts others at ones heels.

"Thrapple" is another word, and one that I will have to endeavor to use more often.

THRAP'PLE, noun - "the windpipe of an animal". Well: that's a spiritual conversation starter alright. Plus the comedic effect of really utilizing the tongue for pronouncing "THR..."

Assumptions; from ad sumo, "to take up".

Perception represents "to rolled out", so choosing to make an assumption upon it implies taking moving inspiration up as memorized information; followed by passing it on as an affixed imprint; while ignoring the ongoing.

Important is in porto "to carry"

Impression (perception) to compression (comprehension) to expression..."Carry on my wayward son"..."There'll be peace when you are done"

they're the same thing

Thing implies perceivable as form out of flow; hence as differentiation out of sameness. You cannot perceived sameness. If you point out two things that are the same; then that implies ignoring that these two things have to be in different positions for you to be able to perceive them, hence already being differentiated for your perceiving senses.

In short...not two (same); but one (difference) and another one (down; and another one bites the dust).

Shaped like itself

The origin of shaping implies as the choice of form; in response to the balance of flow, and within energy. All shaped within itself. "alike" is where comprehension is lacking.

assumptions aren't assumptions, so what then - do I think they're melons instead?

A melon communicates itself to your senses just fine without the suggested label "melon". You don't need to think in labeled information; you need to adapt to perceived inspiration.

entirely oblivious to the process

How could one thing existing in response to everything be "entirely" oblivious to it? How could ONE within ALL be entire without ignoring to be partial?

it doesn't alter the meaning of the words themselves, it can adjust the emphasis

The force of voice (emphasis) used to suggest information; only utilizes the ignored force of velocity to destroy form. If I put emphasis on the suggestion "become more self sustaining"; then it's still only your choice to sustain self that counts as adaptation to perceived; while my emphasis induced suggestion only tempts you more to ignore perceived. A great allegory for emphasis goes "Simon says...or else" aka a suggestion emphasized by an implied threat.

being introduced to the stew too late

The stew represents momentum (balance); while to be implies as the choice at the center thereof. "too late" ignores this for suggested outcome "too late for...". Choice can't be too late within the ever changing moment; only if it chooses to hold onto memories aka captured moments. A good cook adapts to the moment; while using his senses to adapt to perceived differences (inspiration) as to shape what he's cooking.

it (words) got you to stop here, even if briefly

Distraction from responsibility to sustain self...oftentimes nice to look at though.

Picture me with a smug grin on my face as I pat a large wooden carving of the word "HAT"

It would tempt me to remember every information accumulated in accordance with "hat". A simple suggestion putting me out of perceived commission; which opens up the weakness for the happy merchant to pounce upon.

The thing with questions, is that like quests, they're just quaerere

Want in ignorance of need. Seek and you shall find; yet what besides already perceivable can one find? Meanwhile comprehension is being grown by adaptation to already perceived instead of seeking to gain something from suggestions.

having to slay some dragon and being weighed down with medals and titular appointments and vassals and stuff.

Suggested responsibility (work; pay taxes; follow laws) for suggested outcomes (livelihood; society; justice) used as sales-pitches for ignorance; causing poverty; falling civilizations and injustice. "if only we overcome them (dragon) then we get (stuff)..." and so it goes.

quaerere itself stems from a root meaning "to acquire", and therefore this whole business being an affair for those thing-getter

ACQUISI (acquire) -TION (through action) aka enacted perceivable inspiration for the reacting growth of comprehension. Getting things suggested represents want over need, while adapting to everything offered (perception) represents need over want. The seed already represents everything (potential); yet it still needs to adapt to the soil of everything (potentiality) to sprout growth.

always looking to get those things

I immensely enjoy asking others "what do you need?"; just to get the response "well, I want..."

More of a be-er than a do-er

a) O'zapft is!

b) to be (form) implies out of (flow); hence in response (choice) to (balance) being done.

zero internal motivation

Zero represents suggested imbalance (want vs not want); ONE represents being within perceived balance (need/want). As for motivation...hold your breath and wait. There ya go...external impression to internal compression for adaptive expression. "a little less conversation; a little more action"

I'm a decommissioned radio mast

Beautiful allegory. Receiving yet ignoring. "10 -10; copy that; mud duck out".

would they be eligible to cast ballots in the state of germany

The state of voting in germany is akin to don't ask; don't tell; cause jew said so.

Canyons are the ground's way of remembering the passage of water.

a) check out JonLevi on quarries suggested as canyons (including the Grand Canyon).

b) water finding level represents adaptation to momentum; not holding onto the moment as memory. Shaping the path towards level represents adaptation as form to flow.

"king" means "someone of the family" (kuningaz)

Self (one) + perpetuation of self (family unit; unitas; state of being one); which still implies self sustenance and perpetuation by choice; hence king (sovereign; supreme authority; choice within balance; one within all). "some" in that regard represents quantity of one (blood); shared among other ones (bloodline).

you're telling me is that one of my relatives is out there carrying off flotsam

Taking what you want; but don't need...ain't that hard to fall for such a temptation.

I stick to beachcombing

How did the hit on the tourist and vacation industry affected the loot at the beach? Did you finally had the opportunity to go for more ancient layers without pesky interruptions of kids dropping ice-cream and dogs mining the terrain?

What more could a person want from life?

Everything; hence being the resistance living within the temptation of dying. It's not like wants aren't tempting us until the last breathe.

I search "Definer's Hammer" on ebay

Definel's Hammel; very cheap; fast delivery from Shanghai.

I never find anything, but quite spontaneously people drive up in vans and hand me money

Kids; don't try this at home.

my shelf of good shit

Neatly cushioned in dust?

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One-Four-Zero 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can already tell that I'm going to have to write this post in two distinct phases; too close to the Mountain's Hour and the shadows are long. When the winds pick up, I'll be blown out across the hinterland, no doubt to end up somewhere completely different yet entirely identical.

On one hand nature has a pretty novel legal system, since it only has one law and no courts, but it also elected to employ phrasing for said law that makes it literally impossible to communicate to anyone. The result has been a great deal of confusion and discomfort for a great many, as well as a not insignificant amount of amusement for several others. I give NatureLaw six gavels out of nine, and my own special "Brass Barrister" award.

On the other hand, when we consider the notion of catching up, this is a relative positional measurement in the sense most technical, and as such can be reduced to "something's moved somewhere" which is probably true and almost unquestionably irrefutable, since there's always something somehow in some way (in some probably undisclosed location, etc.). Catching up is distinct from Catching. But as the adage goes: "Get in the way of the road and get run over." Gotta stay nimble.

(My dictionary has thrapple as gullet. Must be one of those multifunctiative words.)

On the gripping hand, and regarding the importance (or not) of the assumptions (or melons) - yes, difference isn't always difference, because it comes in various flavours and breeds and amounts of horsepower or zebraforce. There's differences of position, differences of potential, differences of texture, differences of difference, and possibly whole lists of other differences that've not bothered to write down. Perception of a lack of difference is more tricky. For those who don't have 20-30 years of time for practice, they can try 108 hours' meditation in a sensory-deprivation tank; they'll either go enlightened or go mad, and the relative difference of those things is minor.

Ahhh, kak, the winds are blowing...

[This is where the internet went down. I went fishing.]

And now we're here - right at the high point of a day. Some time may or may not have passed since the last time. Where were we? Oh yes, hands.

On Hand 2: Know what else is shaped like itself? Crocodiles. I know a fellow got his hand bit clean off by one of those. We call him Andy Armless (His name is Frank). But now, I must be frank - words heh - and admit that I really do swap out the wood-carvings far too often. I've accumulated so much stuff. Such vast quantities of things. They're all elephants, and all the elephants are ducks. But the thing about elephants, ducks, and large wooden carvings of the word "HAT", is that they're all semaphore flags, and I have them because amongst my hobbies is forever trying to make the planes land. If they do, I steal their wheels. This is just the way of the world.

On Hand++: To be completely oblivious is to disengage the flywheels and put the sensory apparatus wholesale into a halt state. Maximum exist, minimum aware, until eventually... you just... -- well I spent a number of minutes making vague gestures in the direction of the monitor. I typically rate myself as fairly handy with the words, but nah brother-man, can't enworden this one. Just don't work.

On Exactly-How-Many-Hands-This-Chap-Got-Here-Anyway: I've seen stews become self-sustaining. Many a photon passed through these eyeballs. I could probably write entire books just out of describing stuff I've clapped a peeper on over the decades. Put those books on the internet and make seventy nine cents every time somebody downloads one. But as you point out, I'd just get people following afer the words, not paying any attention to what's actually being said, to say nothing of the panelboard those ideas were prototyped from, or the glue holding them together. Most of them not qualified to handle even a single letter, let alone an entire word album. I reckon most people could spend their entire life studying, dilligently, letter by letter, and the majority of 'em are gonna croak before they even finish C.

On Next Generation Phalange-Based Grasping Appendage: Careful with distractions round these parts. You leave your vehicle unattended, and some nogoodniks will come by and steal the wheels (and only the wheels). Go into the store for a new lighter and a pack of strong mints and come out to find your vehicle up on cinderblocks. Now a good solution is, you get a real big snake, and you put it on the dashboard when you get out the car. They won't mess with it then, in fact they'll keep well clear. As for where to put the snake when you're driving? Replace the passenger seat with a snakebox or something; I dunno. If I had some omnitool answer I'd take out billboards and share it with the masses. Instead I'm here, effortposting.

On... A Foot (What? You think I'm made outta hands here?): The sleight of hand, eh? The ol' -slap word- this bad boy can fit so many meanings in it. Don't make the mistake of looking at the carving, but instead consider: why has this nutter gone and carved a random word outta some wood at which point most come to the natural conclusion: "Must'a been smokin' damn dope out by the boabab tree!"

On another foot, but this time cleverly disguised so as to look like a hand: So when it comes to questing and all such affairs, whenever they rear their head I've got this tactic, right. See, this tactic, it's very clever. I reach over into my back pocket, lightning fast, and I whip out some words, then I bop 'em on the head with it, those words are: "Never be the first, never be the last, and never volunteer for anything." Like most good shit, I stole those words, decades ago, from a man on a Command and Conquer forum.

On a very small cardboard cutout of a printout of a hand: I recall having already done the words with the breathing. Something something huffing the cloud sea something furnaces something eat the sun etc etc. Even the motivation to breathe comes down to the flowing of rivers somewhere. That and alchemy. Lots and lots of alchemy. If I still had my lead foot I'd turn it into a gold foot and then probably get robbed because that's how these things go. Then I'd laugh it off and fashion myself a new foot out of some reeds and baling wire. And as for Elvis, what is nice about that song is its usage of the word "satisfactioning" - because that ain't a word, but that's exactly the kind of D.I.Y, gorilla-warfare mindset that I appreciate seeing in wordology. So: Good reference; 4 public-domain toad picture out 5, "copper meme" award, etc.

Rapid fire time!

On a thumb: Also literally a retired piece of telecommunications equipment. I only ever rented the company my hands. On an index finger: Note the cunning of water - it is not shaped like itself, because it don't really have a shape at all. On a middle finger: Kings wear crowns (sometimes of cowrie shells). There is nothing else remarkable about them, unless there is. On a ring finger: Can't be more than two million uncles tops. Besides which they can salvage if they want to. On a pinky: Can you hear the sounds of straining metaphors? I can!

On a semi-ethically sourced "hand" substitute: I avoid the tourist beaches as a rule of thumb (heh), though what I have noticed is the slacking off of the transportation industry. Less boats means less flotsam and jetsam to eventually make its way to shore, which means less things for me to stumble over and completely ignored prior to being inexplicably handed money. That said I have been doing some scanning in one particular spot and have seen some of what we might call "promising returns" at a depth of some 35 ft. Maybe I'll get some earthmoving equipment in and... uh... move the world, I guess!

On a dusty old fax of a handprint (on the shelf of good shit, naturally): Friend, you wouldn't even believe the dust that I've got in my archives. I have filing cabinets that haven't been opened since 1986, and have been permanently wrapped in cellophane since a time when people were fretting about the Y2K catastrophe. I have crates that were packed and sealed when I still lived in the states, that've by now seen four countries, and that I've never cracked open because I've never needed to, but the contents of which I cannot rule out needing in the future. Funny how that works, probably.

Hm. Sun's Hour. What timing!

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free-will-of-choice 1 point ago +1 / -0

to end up somewhere completely different yet entirely identical.

Such is the nature of energy; differentiation within sameness aka temporary form within ongoing flow.

nature has a pretty novel legal system, since it only has one law and no courts

ALL law; each ONE the court of judging mind (judgment), and novel (recent origin) represents ONEs inception within ALL. The temptation represents the judging of others; which then leads to want to rule them by suggested laws of men.

it also elected to employ phrasing for said law that makes it literally impossible to communicate to anyone.

All expression represents communication (perceivable inspiration); yet ignoring to be within moving communication for affixed labels (suggested information) causes the miscommunication issue, and the parasites control over suggestion as the means to control miscommunication.

as well as a not insignificant amount of amusement for several others

Schadenfreude; also suggested as sarcasm.

I give NatureLaw...

Can one give as; while being processed by? What does a fish give the water? Isn't all labor of the fish a choice based response to being processed by water aka internal growth/loss balance?

"something's moved somewhere"

Aka the what (form) and the where (flow); while "moved" represents as formed choice within balance (momentum) of flow. The positioning issue represents lack of self discernment; caused by ignoring need for want; hence wanting to go places; instead of adapting to placement aka place (space of indefinite extent) of mind (memory).

since there's always something somehow in some way

Mostly in the way of me trying to get stuff done.

in some probably undisclosed location

Sofa; within the abyss of the washing machine, or in some pocket.

Gotta stay nimble.

Nimble (quick in motion) represents frequency of adaptation by choice; which is how one increases resistance (form) within velocity (flow)...unless ignored for quickly wanting to reach suggested goals.

My dictionary has thrapple as gullet. Must be one of those multifunctiative words.

We can always do fancy and use "esophagus".

Perception of a lack of difference is more tricky.

That represents the struggle to grow comprehension of perceived. Resonating with perception implies comprehending it...in this case that the same flow differentiates into form.

a sensory-deprivation tank

Using suggested information to drown out suggest information; in hopes to find the perceivable inspiration; one as of yet, still lacks to comprehend being available at any moment.

We call him Andy Armless (His name is Frank)

Franky Few Fingers.

To be completely oblivious is to disengage the flywheels and put the sensory apparatus wholesale into a halt state.

That contradicts itself at the beginning..."to be complete" ignores to be incomplete (ONE) out of completeness (ALL); hence no disengagement; no halting, and no wholesale within whole-free-for-all.

Maximum exist, minimum aware, until eventually... you just...

Form to flow (maximum to minimum); form within flow (minimum within maximum); and form to flow (minimum to maximum) aka minimums transmutation out of base maximum.

Just don't work.

EN'ERGY, noun [Gr. work.] - "internal or inherent power"... "just" represents work.

people following after the words, not paying any attention to what's actually being said

Because they view others as the source instead of an expression (word) of the source (sound); which is based on submitting to the authority of others through choice (consent) to choice (suggestion) contract law.

Most of them not qualified to handle even a single letter, let alone an entire word album.

Hence all the suggested dictionaries being controlled by the few; who simultaneously direct all languages back towards a single one (English so far). A language numerically encoded; filled with rhetorical tricks; stripped of all natural connotations and continuously shaped by revisionism.

spend their entire life studying, dilligently, letter by letter

An attempt to understand (stand under) suggested information; while regressing in growing comprehension of perceived inspiration. Any one can at any moment choose to grow comprehension by adaptation to perceived inspiration; but all the suggested information keeps tempting ignorance aka want over need.

Instead I'm here, effortposting.

Which is much appreciated.

The sleight of hand, eh? The ol' -slap word- this bad boy can fit so many meanings in it.

Try adding "...for those with eyes to see" and it implies perceivable (inspiration) over suggested (information). It's a reveal of method; a notice of liability for those who comprehend ignorance.

"Never be the first, never be the last, and never volunteer for anything."

Oh boy...you represent the first ONE (inception); the last ONE (death); the voluntary ONE (Latin voluntarius, from voluntas, from volo) - "free will of choice". And here comes the sleight of hand for this: SNAP - "The First; The Last; Eternity"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe_0zKVVGQw

Command and Conquer

That's what suggestion does...commanding meaning; conquering memory or as Kane put it: "He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past". Command & Conquer aka C & C aka 33...do you have eyes to see or are you playing games?

the motivation to breathe comes down to the flowing of rivers somewhere

Right there...MOTIVE (causing motion) -ATION (through action); which then implies being the reaction; the effect of motivation. Not somewhere; everywhere with you balancing at the center.

Lots and lots of alchemy

Again right there...AL (all) CHEMY (change trough transmutation). "lots and lots" represents lacking comprehension of ALL; based on the want to count other ONEs; while ignoring the need to sustain self ALONE aka ALL in ONE aka unitas - "the state of being one; oneness".

How could the ingredient ever find the base if counting all the other ingredients; which are constantly thrown in (inception) while melting back to base (death)? Other exploit this ignorance with suggestions to utilize you for steering the pot.

usage of the word "satisfactioning"

A "catch phrase" interwoven into suggested spell-craft to catch ones attention, and in this case a little less articulation; a little more revisionism.

the cunning of water - it is not shaped like itself, because it don't really have a shape at all

It's you that chooses to want to hold onto shapes; while ignoring the constant shaping aka the ever changing moment (um) of motion. Flow represents the origin of shape (to form); while form represents the free will of choice to "reshape" within the momentum (balance) of motion...unless ignored; which leads to natural beauty ignored for artificial ugliness.

Kings wear crowns

Let's see...ornament (crown) of sovereignty (king). That represents the free will of choice to reshape mind.

Can you hear the sounds of straining metaphors?

Running out of digits; while ignoring to be the one wielding the choice to count within infinite inspiration....leading to....

On a semi-ethically sourced "hand" substitute

Is it really a substitute if you plugged it from the source? Also; "semi-ethically sourced"....If I ask "can you give me a hand"; then is it my fault when others ignore literal for metaphorical when consenting to suggestions? Anyway; back to the business of dealing out hands to those who require a hands up.

prior to being inexplicably handed money

One man's trash...

at a depth of some 35 ft

That ain't skimming the beach; that's more like journey to the center of earth or verning for jules.

On a dusty old fax of a handprint (on the shelf of good shit, naturally)

The whole build-up was for this punch-line; wasn't it? Excellent composition.

I've never cracked open because I've never needed to, but the contents of which I cannot rule out needing in the future

All is contained within need (perceived inspiration); while the accumulation of want (suggested information) always ends as the Library of Alexandria aka a burned offering. It's all about seeing your grand kids doodle within your 'Agent Orange" folders or folding paper planes out of the magna carta.

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escalation [S] -4 points ago +1 / -5

Cognitively dissonant?