17 () posted 3 years ago by DrLeaks 3 years ago by DrLeaks +17 / -0 7 comments share 7 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I like coffee, but this is ridiculous! Barista, gimme another triple mocha coca. I feel like I'm flying! I want some wood to chop! 20 trees!
Hey Barista, Can i get a straw?
Sir, we supplied a straw next to the mirror under your cup. The razor blade is under the mirror, don't cut yourself accidently.
Damn, knew I shouldn't have went with that can of folders lol
that reminds me of ...
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37232010
August 2016
Cocaine 'worth €50m' discovered at Coca-Cola plant
The drug, hidden in bags among a delivery of orange juice concentrate, arrived in a container from South America.
An investigation is under way in Signes, a village in southern France.
The seizure of 370kg of cocaine makes it one of the largest finds on French soil.
Someone at the port is getting fired for removing the wrong bags from the containers.
But one angry French mob boss just bought a lifetime supply of coffee beans.
(((Cries in Zelenksy)))