"You shat yourself? My God, what happened? Were you under fire? Did you really exert yourself carrying children out of a burning orphanage? Passengers out of a plane wreck?"
"No, I wanted to complete a foot race so I could put a '26.2' sticker on my Nissan Cube."
Are these pieces written by some sophisticated AI? It's like it picked up on the trending "pooped" word and wrote a story on it. Along the lines of the "fake internet" video thst was circulating recently.
I have read of competitive runners winning a major race while having this issue. I have also read that when competing overseas, you never change your diet because this happens. For example, Usain Bolt would only each McDonald's Chicken nuggets when he was in China for that Olympics, a country notorious for food safety problems.
Unless you're in the lead, and say, this is the Boston Marathon, it ain't worth it.
"You shat yourself? My God, what happened? Were you under fire? Did you really exert yourself carrying children out of a burning orphanage? Passengers out of a plane wreck?"
"No, I wanted to complete a foot race so I could put a '26.2' sticker on my Nissan Cube."
Hey, no fair picking on Kamala Harris!
Are these pieces written by some sophisticated AI? It's like it picked up on the trending "pooped" word and wrote a story on it. Along the lines of the "fake internet" video thst was circulating recently.
Probably just cover for poopy pants Biden though
They even quoted her as ‘I pooped my pants!’ when she crossed the finish line. I had to check if this is a satire site.
Someone let Joe Biden read this online: "Senior citizen? This simple trick empties your bowels every morning! - Go meet with the Pope."
She didn't win the gold, but she came in with a solid number two.
Control of the sphincter isn't heroic?
Let's Go Brenda?
I have read of competitive runners winning a major race while having this issue. I have also read that when competing overseas, you never change your diet because this happens. For example, Usain Bolt would only each McDonald's Chicken nuggets when he was in China for that Olympics, a country notorious for food safety problems.
Unless you're in the lead, and say, this is the Boston Marathon, it ain't worth it.