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Are birds real? (media.conspiracies.win) High Octane
posted ago by Hanging_Chad ago by Hanging_Chad +31 / -4
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braveContrarian 7 points ago +7 / -0

the reason i dont believe this is duck hunters. or just any dead bird in general. You know you could perform an autopsy and then finding a single biological bird throws this theory out.

I would find it far more likely if only SOME birds were fake.

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Hanging_Chad [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

only SOME birds

That'd be racist. ALL Bird Lives Matter

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ItCameOutOfACan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bats aren't real. That's why it's illegal to kill them, even if they get in your house.

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Miztivin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Need "pigeons are liars" t-shirt.

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fuckyoupelosi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes.

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Candelabro 2 points ago +2 / -0

They have em. Just unfortunately most of them aren't as great of a format as this one. Most of em have a drawing of a pigeon followed by the words "are liars". I'd like to see this particular format in T-shirt form. I'd buy it up quick.

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fuckyoupelosi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its hilarious because its not even a silhouette of a pigeon, its a robin or something lol

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user20461 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't give the government any ideas. We already see what they did with 1984.

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Harambe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chicom propaganda. They don’t have birds in their country because they killed them all. Now they spread shit like this

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ghost_of_aswartz 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is the best joke larp ever

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fuckyoupelosi 3 points ago +4 / -1

Nah thats qanon

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no_ez 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reminds of me of the book “Do Androids dream of Electric Sheep?”

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demonarcher666 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have you ever seen a baby Pigeon though? No one has.. maybe it is the pigeons that are the drones??

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BlackDay2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have. There's a nest near my house that a pair pigeons populate each year. One time I unsuccessfully tried to save a deformed chick that fell out. Didn't live.

You know birds don't leave their nests till they can fly right? At which point, they look like adults (except for very slightly smaller size). That's why you don't see chicks unless you go looking for nests.

At this point you aren't even trusting your eyes, yet believing suggestions from others. How's your own sanity?

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GynaNumbaZero 3 points ago +3 / -0

(((birds)))

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factdigger 3 points ago +4 / -1

Lol 😂