Surviving the great reset
Buy land before economy collapse far from cities, possibly on fertile hills or close to a mountain with water.
Learn and prepare permaculture and aquaponics.
Do your best to secure a remote job in the meantime to gather resources and buy all that is necessary. No vacations for a while, take a break only to improve your infrastructure.
Enjoy fish and veggies for life with little upkeep.
Congratulations, now you can live like a king while the world around but far from you burns down in screams and agony
What do you think about this gameplan?
the moment i go hungry, imma finna pistol-whip your ass, take your goods, and possibly your wife.
WASSUP?! COME AT ME, BRO!
My only good at the moment are 2 big hairy balls, I can let you lick dem
oh, contender 1 has entered the areana.
the joke is... being hungry n'shit, is imma break into your shit, while you catchn yer z's... glue some googly eyes on your nutsicles, sharpie a smilie face on yer goochie-goochie-goo, & fuckn selfie that shit on instagram.
U would have to
Possible but not as likely as you would think
YOU LEFT-BRAINED, TURD-PREPPER APE...
cool, bro. ill be watching you clan slowly shrivel into human-prunes after i spike your water cisterns w/ an undetectable & unfilterable poison... like a vulture as it circles its prey.
I AM THE GRASSHOPPER in that famous fable. you work hard... i pistol-whip and enjoy the quenching of my thirst w/ the water you worked so hard to cultivate. (and your wife)
bro... id macquever the shit outta your operation. OH, 8:30AM... washing balls... 9:00... peg'd by wife. like clock work, son!
BRAH... MY PEEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD as i slap down some pimp-hand art-of-war shit, WITH MIGHTY FURY, and elusive guise.
you crafty devil...
You are my spirit animal
Don't get baited back even if you hear your government telling everyone to "return and stay at your home to fight the virus."
Pol Pot tried this trick to bait Cambodian scholars and intellectuals in places like France to go back to Cambodia. Once you go back, you can no longer get out.
Aquaponics sounds good in theory but its hard to pull off. You can still keep fish if you want but juggling that with getting the nutrient balance right for plants is tough.
I saw a yt video of a guy that was heavily invested in aquaponics for several years say he's then switched to adding urine into the water. No need for hydroponic fertilizers but also no need to complicate things with fish. He would also add more stuff into it like composted stuff to get a wider range of nutrients besides ammonia -> nitrogen.