Surviving the great reset
Buy land before economy collapse far from cities, possibly on fertile hills or close to a mountain with water.
Learn and prepare permaculture and aquaponics.
Do your best to secure a remote job in the meantime to gather resources and buy all that is necessary. No vacations for a while, take a break only to improve your infrastructure.
Enjoy fish and veggies for life with little upkeep.
Congratulations, now you can live like a king while the world around but far from you burns down in screams and agony
What do you think about this gameplan?
the moment i go hungry, imma finna pistol-whip your ass, take your goods, and possibly your wife.
WASSUP?! COME AT ME, BRO!
My only good at the moment are 2 big hairy balls, I can let you lick dem
oh, contender 1 has entered the areana.
the joke is... being hungry n'shit, is imma break into your shit, while you catchn yer z's... glue some googly eyes on your nutsicles, sharpie a smilie face on yer goochie-goochie-goo, & fuckn selfie that shit on instagram.
U would have to
Possible but not as likely as you would think
YOU LEFT-BRAINED, TURD-PREPPER APE...
cool, bro. ill be watching you clan slowly shrivel into human-prunes after i spike your water cisterns w/ an undetectable & unfilterable poison... like a vulture as it circles its prey.
I AM THE GRASSHOPPER in that famous fable. you work hard... i pistol-whip and enjoy the quenching of my thirst w/ the water you worked so hard to cultivate. (and your wife)
bro... id macquever the shit outta your operation. OH, 8:30AM... washing balls... 9:00... peg'd by wife. like clock work, son!
BRAH... MY PEEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD as i slap down some pimp-hand art-of-war shit, WITH MIGHTY FURY, and elusive guise.