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NoDelivery 6 points ago +7 / -1

What's the punishment for Treason again?

The Presidency, infinite money, and immunity from the law I believe.

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ItCameOutOfACan 4 points ago +4 / -0

A book deal and job for your talentless daughter.

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Skyrison 5 points ago +5 / -0

yah we're done. this country is finished. enjoy your life while you can :)

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user20461 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's why I prefer secession over trying to fix America. The USA is too far gone and is not the same country we want to believe it is, or even the same country we were brought up believing it was. It's been screwed since at least the 1900s.

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PenisBanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's why I prefer secession over trying to fix America.

Well, it's your lucky decade, isn't it. The shit USA is about to be split up, and you'll be spoiled for choice (depending on how many genders and vaccinations you have)

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NoDelivery 0 points ago +1 / -1

But friend, "Nothing can stop what's coming, trust the plan, where we go one, we go all, we got them all, it was a sting operation! Q!" surely this wasn't a shoddily slapped together psyop that worked perfectly?!

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KiloRomeo 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Democratic Republic of America

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user20461 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the punishment for Treason again?

A promotion.

Sadly, this is how screwed our country is.

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alltheleavesarebrown 0 points ago +1 / -1

Is there more proof than a tweet?