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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, probably using a desktop on one of those desks with elephant tusks for legs—-in his spacesuit with a leopard print thong underneath, the fucking Nazi.

Here’s the best joke of all: Dr. Claw thinks he’s at the top of the pyramid! He’s gonna be trampled by his invisible overlords— he’s just a miniboss cuck.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not “white” and I am only a little bit inbred. Mom and dad were 7th cousins.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

I might’ve been born just plain white trash, but fancy was-uh my name.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s pronounced “WEE•guhr”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghurs

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahahaha there are no “good guys”

Not one.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about dem asians doe?

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would NEVER put my religion or the sacraments of my religion onto other people... yet we’ve seen Every religious leader and every government leader put this hat on and pray to a wall....

Yeah, if I were in a Muslim Country with my wife i’d ensure her hair was covered out of respect... and to prevent her being beheaded...But it’s not like we would make a pilgrimage to Mecca and pretend to understand Islam. What’s wrong with these people?

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sooo... it was either Baphomet or the Tiger? Sounds rigged.

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no_ez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hhahahaha

I am LOVING these russians and ukranians asking the white house....

WHAT THE FUCK YOU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?

President Ukraine man said “come on over and hang out with us, let’s do a weekend at Bernie’s...it’s totally safe and you’re kind of ruining our country right now, fagget”

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bitch i haven’t paid February rent yet, and I’m wondering about 28 days later, too! 🥺🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️

In all seriousness, though, a friend of a friend was waitng outside the car at a gas station today. Her husband went inside to use the bathroom. After about 35 minutes she asked a random stranger who was a man to go and check on her husband. He was dead on the toilet with blood coming out of his nose.... recently boosted.

We are about to see hell on earth my frand. Just remember laughter is the best medicine. If you can laugh in the face of the angel of death, he might just crack a smile, too.

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no_ez 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve heard you can’t get famous until you have haters.

Let me just drop these shades 🕶real quick...

😎

You can call me... “Misssssssteeer AAaandersoooon”

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahahahahaha.

DZP, i can’t tell if you are my friend at this point or my handler, but fuck if i don’t love the conspiracy community.

VIVA LA CONSPIRITARD!

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no_ez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for making an effort, fagget. Nice grip btw. 🤙🏻🤏🏻

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no_ez 8 points ago +8 / -0

WOW I’m at exactly 6 downvotes... can you guys at least try to deflect while i figure out who you are? Do something creative, you know? Effective criminals call it “shaking off” or “hiding the trail”?

Y’all breadcrumbing yaselfs, but unlike hansel and grettle, there’s no digital birds to eat them.

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no_ez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello Glowie Faggets, we dot win and you dot Lose

We will correct your record, not the type to hit the snooze

Keyboard warrior, basement dweller

What you hiding in your cellar?

saying that you’re woke but deaf and dumb like Hellen Keller

Or maybe she’s a fraud, or maybe your a Saud?

Or maybe all your people are just sheep all raised in pods?

Lead yourself into the slaughter, down the chute And out the hatch,

I was born with a key inside me and i’m tearing out the latch,

You think I am a catch but i’m a fishermen of hearts,

This is just me fucking off

...But how’s this

...for a start?

Let’s go Postal Service on this clown world! (That’s a band that recorded remotely if ya don’t know... now ya know)

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no_ez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Upload a beat and i’ll fucking destroy it.

Ya boi no-ez is the best conspiracy-oriented rapper alive, I just need a Doctor Frankenstein to hit me with the lightning.

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no_ez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Y U DOWNVOTE AND NO COMMENT?

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