START COLLECTING BLACKMAIL. your tinfoil hat as bestowed the powers of foresight; the upper hand of surprise.

you are worse than toilet-water.

you are low-grade fiji water on wholesale at a discount store.

according to this KGB defector, to completely subvert a culture/nation/your mom, takes 50 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9TviIuXPSE&t=3442s

(actually, a trove of internal "good god damn" and "no fucking way" dialog)

the "devs" are finishing up their 24hr online coder bootcamp.

DEAR BABY CHITLIN, THERES A FAT, PRE-DIABETIC MAN. HE BRINGS PRESENTS. YOUR GUILT IS OF YOUR OWN DOING.

**edit (only for the autists)

SANTA CLAUS. gosh! think about it.

children are being trafficked because.... demand & supply.

there is demand for this shit.

where are these people? how do they meet? where is the "kid fiddling super market"?

feds just committed to buying 80bil of bad debt per month, every month, for the unseeable future.

boring sound off.

be an asshole. tell people theyre wrong.

stop crying.

debate them.

at least a 5 year downturn.

if its super fucky, well call 2020-2030 the 'lost decade.'

im going to take a bubble bath w/ my gold & silver. good day.

IMHO, it happened "overnight".

... and im staunch on douchebaggery, as it comes w/ the territory, but the scales tipped and reddit has been compromised.

THIS GUY.

not gonna say hes smart... but hes not dumb.

you voicing your opinion tells us all.

K, EVERYONE...

see how that idea automatically flies over this autist's brain?

bonus points... this turd immediately calls 'racist.'

dont think i can prove my point any better.

thought experiment...

call someone a GLOWNIGGER on reddit... what is the result?

yes. same DB.

NOW IF THEYD HAVE SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN ALA CART WINS INTO A UNIWIN.

thatd be nice.

depends...

check to see if your father has his dick in your ass.

i heard dats some shit. go no-no ho-ho.

upvoted for sassiness.

BITCH, YOUZ CAN CALL ME A GLOWNIGGER(?) AND REDDIT/CCP/TENCENT CANT DO SHIT.

Zeitgeist The Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKqGeKVOik

Zeitgeist: Moving Forward https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyQtEWCBpY

i want to believe you.

people must die.

and no better way to prove your point than to kill yourself. youre just a pleeb, anyway.

i will keep your idea alive. i will tell stories of your greatness.

does that mean the CIA goes on their top-10 list?

if you kill yourself, i will completely agree with you.

go on... go ahead.

REMEMBER MYSPACE? DO WE WANT MYSPACE?

chut up, dummy.

DATA. INFOZ. LINKS'SHIT.

COME ON, SON.

"HELLO, USER1938. YOUR MONTHLY DEPOSIT OF 2,000 FED COINS HAS COMPLETED. IF YOU DO NOT USE UP THE 2,000, YOU WILL FORFEIT THE REST AT THE END OF THE MONTH. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND DONT FORGET TO TAKE YOUR QUIETUS."

ok...

whats your opinion on trashing one side?