by TlKr
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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

LIKE THE BROWNCOATS DID, IN NAZI GERMANY, WE NEED TO REQUIRE ALL "THEDONALD" PEOPLE TO WEAR FLAIR ON THEIR ACCOUNT.

maybe an autist frog or some shit.

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arjunas1 14 points ago +14 / -0

THEDONALD (the autists) REMOVED THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON.

DATS A GOOD IDEA.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

third time a major interwebs outage has happend in as many weeks.

MICROSOFT UPDATES FOLKS. NOTHING TO SEE. MOVE ALONG.

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arjunas1 4 points ago +4 / -0

IM MORALLY OK BUYING NIKE PRODUCTS BECAUSE CHINESE UYGHURS ARE ONLY BEING RE-EDUCATED.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

does any of this shit deal w/ christianity?

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

would not be surprised.

so much blood on their hands.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

JOKES ON BOTH OF YOU PLEEBS.

IVE BEEN WATCHING, IN THE SHADOWS, ALL ALONG.

SAW BOTH Y'ALL MAKE OUT AFTER LAST WEEKS TIPSY TRIVIA NIGHT AT THE VFW.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

REVOLUTION IS ONLY 3 MEALS AWAY.

son... if im starving, i aint gonna kill'ya. imma start at your calf and eat my way up.

[[THE PLEEB HOUR]]

anyone wanna sound off on the longest theyve gone without food?

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

AYYY, REAL TALK, ILL SUCK A DICK FOR 2K.

then.... wash my mouth, buy some lead, and defend my country & constitution.

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arjunas1 5 points ago +5 / -0

OPINION 1: both sides work for the uniparty

OPINION 2: im a sucker for the underdog

when trump accepts the prez role, ill be tying my shoe.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

VETO'D.

most all of it is returning favors outside of the US.

fuckn some bullshit about fishing or flopping around like a fish or i dont even fuckn know.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

YOU ARE WRONG.

your mom is gonna shake her christmas present... from me... dear, possible future-son.

and ill be damned if that bitch dont vibrate right off her lap like a mexican jumping bean that mistook imodium for guacamole.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

must be a leak.

this shit operates under the designation of "unacknowledged black project."

i approve.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

its finally bled over to w/conspiracy.

the length of your post is discouraging.... but what exactly is this EO shit? is it like... "go fuck yourself. im president"? "LOL DO OVER!"?

3 sentences or less, pls.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

bitch what?

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

verso... you have no friends.

... youve also made a point... which pre-quals you for friendship.

but youre getting angry at OP for agreeing w/ you.

ill still be your friend.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

its clamydia.

trust me. i thought Al Gore was going to save the polar bears.

nope. bacterial infection.

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arjunas1 2 points ago +2 / -0

YA EVER SEE BILL SOOTHE HIMSELF W/ A GENTLE ROCKING MOTION W/ THIS HAND AROUND HIS DICK?

BILL IS AUTISTIC.

WE GAVE THE KEYS TO BILL.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

apologies, brosef, uh... so weird... im hearing a muffling and pounding from your car trunk.

sup?

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

EVERYONE... make some room. my bros gonna do his thing...

SHIT... i didnt read that but, in fact, my eyes rolled up into my head, and, no joke, fell out the back onto the floor...

BUTT... i felt that. fuck'ya.

god damn. good to meet you.

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arjunas1 1 point ago +1 / -0

uh.... Israel gets 700,000,000. Sudan (yah, across the pond) gets 500,000,000. this is a simulation.

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