dems own the house, senate.
the COONTY speaker is a dem.
the prez is a dem.
the dems attempted to make it bipartisan so they can also blame the repubs.
the dems, at zero hour, will raise the ceiling in the reconciliation meeting.
pure political optics.
a boa-constrictor doesnt power squeeze you into death.
FIRSTLY, it situates itself around & around & around you. until you are securely in its biological contraption.
THEN, slowly & methodically, as you exhale, it cinches tighter. a little bit by little bit. in no hurry & no rush.
it might not even feel like youre in danger, at first... but eventually, you gonna have that "oh shit" light-bulb go off.
also... some euphemism of some stupid frog (who is prob gay) that jumps into warm water something something. see, its so stupid its hard to remember.
i changed my mind.
from my armchair, i learned evergrandes debt has zero derivatives. its straight up debt.
although, theres a good chance tether (stable coin) is fucked since 60% of their collateral assets are in "commercial paper" and they wont disclose from who... although, they said "international partners" and we all know evergrande was desperate for cash using uncommon vehicles. something like 30b.
tether is the 3rd most transacted coin. itll prob fuck the entire coin eco.
but well know soon! grab yer popcorn & yer gooche!
every empire, in the context of history, has crumbled.
its kinda dire cause when that happens, shits gonna fuck up.
but as history says... empires crumble. whether from within or without.
... cept, we got nukes now. good times.
LEGIT...
as the "german thunda" rolled lackadaisical (BUT WITH MIGHTY FURY) across european grass, hitler put his best minds to make a 6D chess-move and lay out a plan of invading/conquering the USA.
as the war battled on, this "think tank" (that shit is funny, huh?) churned, computed, evaluated a "master thesis" on how to satisfy hitlers request.
failure after failure after failure, until it was finally concluded that, for the time being, there was no real viable plan to target the USA.
two beautiful factors:
- the US is across the pond
- the majority, of us assholes, ARE ARMED TO THE FUCKN GILLS
when i need a giggle, i think about this ^^^.
hitler... HITLER... was like "oh, hell nah. nu uh. fuck that shit. i mean, im a crazy bitch, fuckn shit up and having a good time, but i aint no dumb bitch."
google that shit.
axo... this is my formal request to hire you as my daily organizer / planner.
apparently, you have a method to my perceived madness... only cause you dont seem crazy.
write a book or some shit. most authors aint got shit on you.
you have passed the test of "the laughing fire."
you will be spared. although, into complete servitude as my NEO-SURF-TURD.