Think of those who judge those dicks as assholes.

Can the human body withstand 8 Gs?

The parties exist to keep the people arguing amongst themselves so that they don't notice that everyone in the government is stealing them blind.

A whole hour? Wtf? If I can't get off in 4 minutes I just give up and have some whiskey.

If you rearrange the numbers, they match. That's the spookiest part.

My exwife's family?

"the science"

Conan O'Brien is Q!!

I found the settings, but National Alerts can't be turned off. I turned off Amber Amber Alerts because there's really nothing I can do when I get an alert at 1:00 am that says something like "13 month old Liza Smith abducted by Hispanic male". Am I supposed to go out in the middle of the night looking for every Hispanic male with a baby and call the police?

I went through my history and it looks like more than half of the missing children alerts we're actually sent as Severe Threat Alerts rather than Amber Alerts. I don't know what the rules are for each category, but I would think that some kid that I don't know being missing isn't a severe threat to me.

Is there a way to block it?

And his skin turned white.

There is