Why did Jesus, Paul, and many others who didn't come from the Judea region call themselves Ioudaios?

Because he is not a jew who is one outwardly; he is a jew who is one inwardly.

Get fucked. We’re not doing this again. You didn’t succeed last time. You won’t ever succeed.

Don't a majority of self-identified Jews today describe themselves as secular, i.e. Talmud-agnostic?

“Oy vey we totally don’t support the thing we support in all of our actions that you discovered was evil! Trust us! We would never lie to you! We’re totally just agnostic oy veyyyyyyyyyyyy”