I swear I can do a good job making up fake debates between fictional retards. Libtards getting destroyed by tradcons while both sides screenshot the same comment like it’s the Zapruder film, tradcons delivering a sermon to six people and a bot convinced history is watching, centrists politely asking for nuance and being downvoted into geological layers, libertarians explaining how both sides are wrong and taxes are theft, tankies writing a dissertation about dialectics under a SpongeBob meme, neolibs posting graphs that somehow justify everything and nothing at once, edgelords speedrunning bans and calling it free speech, a bot replying in fractured sentence shards with commas in the wrong zip code so everyone argues about what it meant instead of the topic, and mods finally locking the thread with ‘touch grass’ energy and a pinned comment nobody reads. I got this. But i need 100k per year. Thanks!