TL;DR: “They” have been anything but honest with us about just who “Honest Abe” really was. Surprised or not surprised? Far from being a poor boy who wanted to work hard and save the Union, Lincoln was born into the Small Club You Ain’t In and has surprising connections to all kinds people. “They” always prefer to use family members as their stooges because they are surrounded from birth by people they know and trust. In the bonus, research on a toy shows we just cannot get away from “Them”.

Advisory: Sorry this is so long but perhaps it’s some indication of how much history has not been written down in history books.

The first question might be: why would you even care about this dude that got smoked a century and a half ago? Competing for first question: why would I care? Or, how did I come to be writing about this guy? As always, I stumbled into all this.

I was writing a post about a famous event that few know was a grand historical hoax, focusing on the disinformation obscuring important truths even in the limited hangout exposing it as a hoax:

Lincoln's Assassination was also a manufactured event (Miles Mathis 2/19/2014 36-page PDF)

Mathis is, of course, all about deep genealogy and esoteric matters, stuff that might require you to have a library card. In contrast, almost all of the stuff I’m about to point out to you is right in Wikipedia. My interpretation—which you are free to reject—is that the “Miles Mathis” writing team, rather than limiting that part of their hangout, actually did not themselves possess the fuller picture and did not realize the importance of what they were handing over. That’s a danger of compartmentalization.

We should begin with what They most love to hand us because it’s what we most love to hear: a “rags-to-riches” story:

Abraham Lincoln's Boyhood; Raised in the Poorest of Circumstances. (THE DIGITAL RESEARCH LIBRARY OF ILLINOIS HISTORY JOURNAL 3/26/2021)

No boy ever began life under less promising auspices than young Abraham Lincoln. The family was very poor!

Be sure to take a look at the third photo, captioned, “Twenty-one-year-old Abraham Lincoln moved to Illinois with his family in March 1830. Digital image from an 1865 b&w film negative.” I should correct myself and say “drawing”, because it very obviously is. I also seriously doubt anyone in 1865 took a photo of that pen-and-ink drawing.

As another rule of narrative-building, when it may be tough to cover up a “riches-to-more-riches” story, they first sell us a “riches-to-rags” story. From Abe’s wiki:

Lincoln's father bought multiple farms in Kentucky but could not get clear property titles to any, losing hundreds of acres in legal disputes. In 1816, the family moved to Indiana, where land titles were more reliable.

Cool story about land titles, bro. Anyway, back at the log cabin here’s mom blowing sunshine at this young loser doomed to grinding lifelong poverty:

Once [his mother] said to him: "Abraham, learn all you can, and grow up to be of some account. You've got just as good Virginian blood in you as George Washington had." Abraham never forgot this.

And this is what They would like you to forget: Abe really was descended from the Harrison family of Virginia. It includes a Founding Father, three Presidents, and Elvis (who was another big project). Nor do I believe this to be some tangential connection, since we are told:

Another York County line begins with Richard Harrison (1600–1664) from Essex, England.

The Salem Witches were primarily from Essex, England and created Essex County, Massachusetts as some sort of replica of it. A “new” England indeed. Further, I consider that the more important part of Abe’s blood for our purposes was not Virginian but Massachusite. The Lincoln family rooted itself all the way back in the Massachusetts Bay Colony. Yes, they have their own wiki page just like every other family without promising auspices.

The progenitor, Samuel Lincoln, arrived in 1637. The families I’ve been researching arrived during the Puritan Great Migration, particularly in the 1635-40 time frame. They sometimes say Samuel was himself a Puritan, pointing out that succeeding generations all had Biblical names. I am working under the thesis that all these families were generational Satanists, so perhaps we need not be too precise as to public religious identifications.

Samuel settled in Hingham, Massachusetts. Where is that, you ask? Well, if you stood on the shore of Hingham Bay and looked due north over the water, about 20 miles away would be Salem. Whaddaya know. But maybe Samuel was just one of “your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free”, huh? If so, then this would be mere happenstance:

Samuel's mother also belonged to a family long associated with the American government: the Gilmans of Exeter, New Hampshire. Samuel's mother Bridget Gilman was the daughter of Edward Gilman of Hingham, Norfolk, England, whose son Edward Gilman Jr. emigrated to Hingham, Massachusetts, later to Ipswich, Massachusetts, and finally to Exeter, where he and his family became prominent businessmen, elected officials and, later, ardent Revolutionary War patriots. Nicholas Gilman, a signer of the U.S. Constitution, was a member of this family.

Okay, so your “out”, at this point, is that perhaps all this spooky Elite shit wore off through the several generations between Samuel and Abraham, right? Nope, it’s gets worse! Abe’s mother was Nancy Lincoln. She was born Nancy Hanks. Yes, “that” Hanks! They admit right on her page that she’s related to Tom Hanks. No one would contest his inclusion on the Mt. Rushmore of Hollyweird Creeps, am I right?

In the same “Notable relatives” section, you’ll find a surprise: Camille Olivia Hanks, who is the wife of Bill Cosby. It’s too long to go into but the whole Cosby affair was another psyop, and now you see it didn’t come purely out of left field. Did you ever take a look at his primary accuser, Andrea Constand? Google up some pics and I think you’ll notice what I did. Also, look up information on the case and you’ll see them carefully steer around any specific mention of customary male-female sexual congress. IOW, the old PIV. Now you know why.

You’ll also find George Clooney there. He’s the most obvious Intelligence asset in Hollywood today, isn’t he? Also, take a look at the wiki for his wife, Amal Clooney. Her backstory screams that she’s another Intelligence asset.

Now, I won’t argue the point but I just wanted to mention a suspicion I’ve long harbored. Take a good look at Amal’s picture next to George’s. Does it strike you that she is a younger female version of George himself? IOW, a gender-flipped clone-y? He would finally be able to make love to himself. Too far? Too far by me or by him?

So that was Abe’s mom, but did you know he had a stepmom? She was born—get this—Sarah Bush. Coinkydink? I don’t think so. Let’s put two and two together and see what we get. Her father:

Christopher Bush, a settler of Dutch ancestry, was a financially well-off slave patrol captain. Described as "a stirring, industrious man," he owned more than two thousand acres of Kentucky land.

And my mom always said slave-patrolling didn’t pay well. Dutch, though, huh? Here’s who we find on the page for Dutch Americans:

George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush, 41st and 43rd Presidents, respectively. They count members of the Schuyler family and the related Beekman family among their ancestors.

I don’t think they would ever admit that these Bushes are the same as the other Bushes, but I’m marking it down as “provisionally true”. For confirmation, we’ll have to wait for an official denial. Let me also note this coincidence, though: that page also lists Theodore Roosevelt. He became President when William McKinley was shot. Know who was on-scene at that assassination? Robert Todd Lincoln. Moving on….

Can you guess the name of where Abe moved to when he first went out on his own? It’s now called Lincoln's New Salem. C’mon, no one could make this up! It writes itself.

We’re finally getting down to it. Abe’s wife was Mary Todd Lincoln. Her mother was born Elizabeth Ann Parker. We have found this to be the most prominent name of all the Salem Witches, have we not?

You will still need your list of people of the Salem witch trials, because we next find out Mary’s great-grandfather was Andrew Porter, another Hero of the Revolution. His first wife was another woman named Eliza Parker. I would also highlight from his page that with his second wife, he had a daughter:

Elizabeth Rittenhouse Porter (1769–1850), who married Robert Porter Parker (1760–1800) and was the grandmother of Mary Todd Lincoln.

Makes me wonder if Kyle was also not just some rando. In any case, we can see how They like to “keep it in the family”.

To round out the final act (<- get it?) of Lincoln’s life, the assassination, here is what we have: Mary Todd (a Parker) sitting next to Abe, Robert Todd (a Parker) who was supposed to have been there, policeman John Frederick Parker who abandoned his post outside the door, and shooter John Wilkes Booth. The other couple in the box, Henry Rathbone and his fiancée Clara Harris were actually step-siblings. His mother and her step-mother was Pauline Penney. The witness to Booth entering the theater box was Navy Surgeon Dr. George Brainerd Todd. Nobody even asks whether he was related to Mary, but c’mon. That’s how low the bar on research really is. Abe was succeeded by Andrew Johnson.

Bonus: Although in the age of screens it’s sure to soon become extinct, a popular toy for a century has been Lincoln Logs. Fun as they may be, it occurred to me that they were created to cement this bullshit “Honest Abe born in a log cabin” narrative. They really are that devious, aren’t They? To be honest, I predicted they would have been sold by Parker Brothers. Not so.

It turns out they were created by John Lloyd Wright, second son of Frank Lloyd Wright. I would think that if you asked anyone to name an architect, his would be the first one out of their mouths (if any, that is). Now Jeez, Frank couldn’t be in on all this, could he?

Get this: the very first thing about him, in oh-so-characteristic fashion for these shadowy Elites, is that there is confusion over exactly what his name was. That’s how shadowy they are. In 1987, a biographer suggested his name may have actually been "Franklin Lincoln Wright". Ohhh, Lincoln, huh? Beyond that, we must recall that the main witness at the Salem Witch Trials was Bethshua Folger, maternal aunt of Benjamin Franklin. Mere coincidence? Let’s keep looking.

Frank’s father, William Wright, was a minister that supposedly could not hold down a job or some such thing, and as a result the family moved literally all over the map: Wisconsin, Iowa, Rhode Island, and Massachusetts. In fact, we are told William was originally from the Bay State, and in 1874 had a pastorate in Weymouth, Massachusetts. Know where that is? Right next door to Hingham, where Samuel Lincoln settled so long ago in time and in this post. Huh.

Anyway, Frank’s first gig is as an intern. He’s constantly short of money because of his expensive tastes, although we’re not told how he got expensive tastes in the first place. To make up the shortfall, he accepts independent commissions to design at least nine houses. They are eventually built and known by the names of the purchasers. Some of them still stand today and one of them is the Robert P. Parker House. I wonder if his friends called him “Robbie”?

Anyway, the Lincoln Logs thing wasn’t so crazy after all, was it? Thanks for reading!