Fort Knox guy: "Look, there's not even one pile of gold in there that we can photograph from different angles and tell people that it's however many piles of gold we're supposed to have."

Trump representative: "We can't tell people that. They'll just freak out. Everyone just stop talking about this and we'll get back to it later."

Fort Knox guy: "Silver lining: we have tons of room if you need to store White House holiday decorations or whatever. Place is already paid for."