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Worldwide Survey: 83% of Embalmers Saw "Calamari Clots" in 2024 - Up from 2023 and 2022!! (eccentrik.substack.com)
posted 336 days ago by Eccentrik 336 days ago by Eccentrik +20 / -0
The "Calamari Clot" Phenomenon MAY Just Be Worse Than All of Us Imagined...
But turning a blind eye will only make things worse.
eccentrik.substack.com
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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 333 days ago +1 / -0

You linked to the page of all clot articles rather than the one you are mentioning.

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 336 days ago +2 / -2

More disinfo bullshit from antivaxx grifters.

One has to be a special kind of retard to fall for this.

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– Eccentrik [S] 3 points 336 days ago +3 / -0

nah it's been proven over and over

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– CaptainSparrow 1 point 332 days ago +1 / -0

Have you found the data yet that supports OP´s claim?

You didn´t just lie about this, did you?

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 335 days ago +1 / -1

bull

shit

show me the results of a properly documented research on these "clots".

show me actual data that proves that "83% of Embalmers Saw "Calamari Clots" in 2024"

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– Needmorepopcorn 1 point 334 days ago +2 / -1

So strange to see all the vaxxie kike shills show up. They must be getting ready for another psyop

IM JUST NOT GOING TO GET IT SORRY!

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– TurnToGodNow 0 points 333 days ago +1 / -1

Who is big antivaxx paying embalmers to say these things? How much do you reckon they earn?

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– CaptainSparrow 1 point 332 days ago +1 / -0

Show the testimonies of 83% of the embalmers.

Come one do it. I'm sure that number isn't made up, right?

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– TurnToGodNow -1 points 332 days ago +1 / -2

I couldn't find it. That doesn't mean there isn't embalmer testimony already (that is documented in interviews and documentaries on the topic).

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 332 days ago +1 / -1

I couldn't find it.

Of course you couldn´t because OP just made this shit up. Literally disinfo, just like I said.

Next time, try to validate the information before attempting to ridicule those who call this bullshit out for what it is.

I hope you learned something today.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 332 days ago +1 / -0

Nevermind I found it. The source is Major Tom Havilland and a survey he created.

https://x.com/mRNAdeaths/status/1857457568223740302

https://laurakasner.substack.com/api/v1/file/ee05b66b-f8e0-4701-b5f4-cea1cec59eea.pdf

The 2024 Worldwide Embalmer Blood Clot Survey was distributed to the same organizations as its 2023 and 2022 versions, sent to “50 national, regional, and state Funeral Director Associations (each with hundreds of members), as well as directly to over 1,700 funeral homes around the world.”

Although only a fraction of potential respondents responded (n=301), this was still more than the previous two versions, and would seem to indicate a very disconcerting trend…

According to survey results, 83% of embalmers claimed to have seen the clots in 2024, which was more than the 73% and 67% in 2023 and 2022, respectively. Similarly, 78% reported seeing the lesser “micro-clotting” in 2024, which was basically the same number as in 2023.

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 331 days ago +1 / -1

Is this a fucking joke?

That´s a serious question.

Did you look at these "survey results" and think "oh yeah, that´s good data"?

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 331 days ago +1 / -0

You asked for the source and I found it. So no I didn't make a joke. The quality of that data is not something I've examined, I just gave you what you'd asked for normie.

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... continue reading thread?
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– SuperTrooper4U 0 points 336 days ago +1 / -1

Yea because they existed in bodies before the vax... oh wait...

You know this is a conspiracy board right??

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