Worldwide Survey: 83% of Embalmers Saw "Calamari Clots" in 2024 - Up from 2023 and 2022!! - Conspiracies

Worldwide Survey: 83% of Embalmers Saw "Calamari Clots" in 2024 - Up from 2023 and 2022!! (eccentrik.substack.com)

posted 75 days ago by Eccentrik 75 days ago by Eccentrik +20 / -0

The "Calamari Clot" Phenomenon MAY Just Be Worse Than All of Us Imagined...

But turning a blind eye will only make things worse.

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 71 days ago +1 / -1

I couldn't find it.

Of course you couldn´t because OP just made this shit up. Literally disinfo, just like I said.

Next time, try to validate the information before attempting to ridicule those who call this bullshit out for what it is.

I hope you learned something today.

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 71 days ago +1 / -0

Nevermind I found it. The source is Major Tom Havilland and a survey he created.

https://x.com/mRNAdeaths/status/1857457568223740302

https://laurakasner.substack.com/api/v1/file/ee05b66b-f8e0-4701-b5f4-cea1cec59eea.pdf

The 2024 Worldwide Embalmer Blood Clot Survey was distributed to the same organizations as its 2023 and 2022 versions, sent to “50 national, regional, and state Funeral Director Associations (each with hundreds of members), as well as directly to over 1,700 funeral homes around the world.”

Although only a fraction of potential respondents responded (n=301), this was still more than the previous two versions, and would seem to indicate a very disconcerting trend…

According to survey results, 83% of embalmers claimed to have seen the clots in 2024, which was more than the 73% and 67% in 2023 and 2022, respectively. Similarly, 78% reported seeing the lesser “micro-clotting” in 2024, which was basically the same number as in 2023.

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 70 days ago +1 / -1

Is this a fucking joke?

That´s a serious question.

Did you look at these "survey results" and think "oh yeah, that´s good data"?

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– TurnToGodNow 1 point 70 days ago +1 / -0

You asked for the source and I found it. So no I didn't make a joke. The quality of that data is not something I've examined, I just gave you what you'd asked for normie.

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– CaptainSparrow 0 points 70 days ago +1 / -1

The source is "trust me bro, I totally didn´t make this up and I´m not even going to tell you who I asked".

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