aren't Indians generally a bit larger than Chinese? statistically, the bigger dude is gonna win in hand-to-hand.

also, the Indians have the power of poo. their whole culture revolves around shit. imho, the Indians have E.coli & dysentery on their side, if they figure out how to deploy the hershey squirts strategically. they can just roll around on one of their streets and go grapple the chinks.

is anyone taking bets on this conflict?

This is awesome, actually.

I'll take half a dozen of those taser gloves please...

Coming soon to a precinct near you. R&D for climate lockdowns.