I don't believe in UFOs. Why do aliens shit in the woods? Every single time there's an alien it's taking a shit in the woods. Seriously they come all the way to earth to take a shit? At what point are they scaring the crap out of people by taking a shit in the woods? The highlight of an advanced race is shitting in the woods scaring people.

Every single time in history an advanced race has met primitives it has conquered them. At what point haven't they. Because we aren't a threat. We haven't proved anything. As soon as we do, we're conquered. They'll extract taxes or something. What on Earth do they want? Worship. No. What?

So why on Earth are the aliens shitting in the woods?

If they can travel the universe they can see us, without taking a shit in the woods. The idea is not being detected. When they are, we're a threat, right. If they're sitting in the woods, the government already knows what they are. As we haven't gone to war, or treated the alien shitting menace seriously. They're conjecture. A means of dystopia. If you invest in UFOs it buys more bullshit.

Proof please. Otherwise everything else except aliens are a UFO.