Meanwhile in an alternate reality
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In the book, not the movie, after the entire journey to mordor and after sauron is destroyed, they finally return to the shire only to find itd undergone a communist revolution. Seriously.
Until the white British came, enslaved them and starved them in a potato famine.
Amusing, but Greeks and Italians, while tan, are white.
Not if you ask them.
Sure Jan
Ha, I learned that from a Greek friend who owns a Clock restaurant who was offended when I asked, "aren't you Greeks white?" I've never seen someone so offended outside of the Spanish woman I asked if she was from Mexico when I was 6. She said, "do I look like a damned Indian to you?"
Frodo's real name was Fredo and his Hobbit hole had tunnels leading to the depths of Khazar Doom where President Balrog-barak traffics them and keep them in cages with One (trafficking) Ring to bind them.
And don't let Gandalf fool you, there's still a lot of grey there.