“Oops! Thanks for participating and sorry about all that myocarditis.”

It's a great trick. Now they can always point back to this news story and say "see we told you not to take it". They just won't say how long it took them.

The International Conspiracies Forum has issued a warrant for the arrest of every news reporter, journalist, politician, government official, man and woman who ever suggested that children should be inoculated with jew poison. The warrant deputizes everyone to apprehend them and turn them over for speedy trial and sentencing.