I know numerous vaxxed who are having kids, sooner with very few complications, so not sure how legit this is. Could always be batch dependent I suppose

Consume Product is still around?

Put a father on stage and have him point at the seats filled with his children "this is what healthy sperm looks like", then let him point at the audience "if you came here to see unhealthy sperm, then look at yourselves".

Rumor has it that the audience is still waiting for a father reckless enough to bring his children to watch fear-porn...