These ones made me chuckle:

I'm never dying for people who hate me. NEVER.

Inspiring and powerful message. I can almost see myself drone bombing weddings now.

You had me at "free penis removal surgery"

Now that the army is at least pretending not to hate my entire demographic, I'm ready to enlist and will proudly wear my rainbow Star of David patch! Just send this golem straight to Ukraine, the big guy's gotta get his 10%!

As a fellow Jewish person, I love this commercial and agree that all young white men should sign up to die for your greatest ally! Be all you can be!

This will make all today's youth sign right up and fight for Israel and for globohomo. Thanks Shlomo

When they're asking you to die, suddenly it's all white men in the commercial

My grandpa was in the Army during the Korean War. He told me I should not sign up for the military because, "the US government does not fight to win anymore". Remember that

I want George Floyd to be my platoon leader!!!

Just imagine dying for Israel.

should have went with the all black soldiers rushing the beaches on D-day skit. that would have really pulled in the numbers for recruitment