This was a really obvious troll guys, he sets up his story with the lab being AT the clinic, a clinic that is just for women and in the midwest, and he looks at pap smears which women get done maybe once a year when they are old enough to be getting tested for cervical cancer, but he's also somehow seen enough pap smears to get statistics by the thousands, but also has to use a huge degree of estimation (200-300) not actual data, then he ends with just wholesale making up funny shit like "K9+" lmao, how did this troll even work