own something on paper and be beholden to the government only if they decide to be assholes
vs
literally own nothing, rent for the rest of your life, where all your monthly payments go into the trash as opposed to being essentially 90% paid to yourself.
I get the state of property ownership is far from ideal at the moment, but it is leaps and bounds better than renting if you can afford it.
The trick is to simply stop paying property taxes. Or, better yet, just bribe an architectural firm to build you a house on government land so that no one knows you even own it.
“It’s okay that I will never actually own anything, because it’s cheaper than otherwise not owning anything!”
Guess you’re happy.
And your solution oh wise one? 😑
Three fucking guesses.
vs
I get the state of property ownership is far from ideal at the moment, but it is leaps and bounds better than renting if you can afford it.
The trick is to simply stop paying property taxes. Or, better yet, just bribe an architectural firm to build you a house on government land so that no one knows you even own it.