Quotes about the UFO phenomena
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Yawn. Why do they shit in the woods? Why do UFOs come all the way to Earth to shit in the woods? Every time somebody sees a UFO it's shitting in the woods. No, but what else are they doing? Nothing. They're just flying about, and shitting in the woods. You'd think they'd have shit to do. No. It's shit in woods, and scare dumb people. The highlight of an advance civilization. Scaring dumb people by shitting in the woods.
If they're here we're infiltrated, yep aliens are everywhere, because they have nothing else to do. Nothing at home anyway, it's migrate and colonise. By shitting in the woods. Every single time. What is UFO doing. Shitting there.
Pre-space society and a non-unified planet.
We're like Jane's Chimps. Pure fucking science gold. These civs are dozens if not hundreds of generations advanced from us, so everything is going to be of interest to them.
Be happy they understand the role of the explorer: to observe without altering behavior. (anything more is just conquest or corruption).
Dunno. They just seem to take a shit. At what point was the height of an advanced civilization, taking a shit on another by scaring them with the bullshit. If it was a civilization on this planet, invaded. I struggle to rationalise. Umm but we think we saw something. We'll call it a UFO. We are unsure what it is, only that we saw this thing called a UFO, and it was taking a shit. No. But what was it doing then. Dunno, but it flew off after shitting there. So you were flying and then the UFO appeared, yes I shit you not. But what was it doing? Seriously, they crap everywhere. Because observations are bullshit.
Or somebody is isn't telling the truth. Which is it. Bullshit imaginations. Or have the aliens got shit to do?
There's nothing concrete, in fact they're still unproven like the ghosts. Ghosts shit everywhere too. We think we saw a ghost, and it scared the crap out of us. Yea. Forget it.
I was in the indiana mass sighting. Had one hover over us at about 25 feet. This was after us watch what looked like a low lying star "Blink" across several miles of open field. I was on a promontory point, with amazing views.
Freaked me and the gf out bad. Dad thought we had been in an accident.
Floated on the air, no downdraft. Mechanical undulating sound. Seemed to slide on air.
Had seen the mother ship earlier. Mostly obscured in a huge mass of cloud with some electrical effect. I thought it was ball lighting in a sudden and huge cloudfront. I know, sounds like Independence day graphics/special effects. I can only surmise they talked to other eyewitnesses. But not quite as big. Probably Several hundred meters at best. not miles.
-Ex air assault. Science degree. Been in a lot of choppers. Seen a lot of hardware.
All the buzz the next day in indiana. on the radio. police chased one. Fire dept too. They made a couple documentaries as well.
They're real. Now when you figure out why the gov't won't REALLY address it, you're gonna like our gov't even less.
I saw something twice. I don't know what I saw. But alien, no, think it was night blindness. Don't what this was, it was a triangle with bright lights on edges and a big light in middle. It picked me out. It was at night, I was walking, and it was hoovering there above my head, lights on me, above a house. Low level, just above the house, I could throw a stone at it. I was staring at it for about 30 secs. But some people approached, people I knew to say hello too. I was gonna say to them look at that. But it was gone. No sound. No noise. I honestly thought it was a hallucination. Like I was watching TV then I step out and it's night. Walked for about 2 minutes, around the corner and the light made me look up. But then like that nothing. I couldn't figure it out. It was big, bigger than house, not huge, no noise, no sound, gone. Surely it just popped into my head. I can't figure it out. Why it was there, then gone. I was sober. Just stepped out with the dog, walking it. It wasn't barking. It was ahead. It approached the people. I was fixated on this thing there.
Another time going down the highway with my sister. Saw something like a bunch of Chinese lanterns flying in a formation that was an arrow, or some kind of constellation, they looked like a flock of birds with lights strapped on them. They started at ground level and drifted up. No sound. But shadowed the car, slowed, then kept up for 5 minues. It was a double lane road, and the same side was trees and agriculture. They were behind the trees, floated up for about 2 miles of highway. Nobody else on the road at that time of night. I thought she pulled a prank. Like it was some shitty toy in her car. But she's driving, and they were outside, I hung out the window to look. Dunno what it was. Neither did she. She slowed, looked, and then sped up, really sped up. They drifted higher and higher gone.
UFOs, I doubt it. Bullshit probably. They shit everywhere. Dunno.