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The Bible Says: "The insects you are permitted to eat include all kinds of locusts, bald locusts, crickets, and grasshoppers."
posted 3 years ago by FixYourWebsiteRetard 3 years ago by FixYourWebsiteRetard +3 / -8

If it's good enough for Yehovah, it's good enough for me.

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– King_of_Crazy 6 points 3 years ago +6 / -0

Guess the Egyptians didn't get the memo, when the locusts invaded.

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– Ep0ch 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Guess they had to eat them. Because in the plague of God's wrath the locust ate their crops. Dumbass. Better eat locust now, God plagued them. Don't. What a bullshit contradiction. But I guess they were starving. Choice between, bug or crop, meat or bug. It's rather obvious, never kosher.

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Thanks for your permission,.dudes that penned "The Bible"

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– FixYourWebsiteRetard [S] -5 points 3 years ago +1 / -6

You don't need my permission. Yehovah already gave it to you.

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– DavidColeIntrepid 1 point 3 years ago +4 / -3

jew

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– RentFreeCrisisAct 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Naw, dudes that penned "The Bible" gave me permission.

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– Questionable 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

You don't need my permission to fornicate with your mother. You've been degenerate all along.

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– cablez 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

The Bible is bullshit, written by the cabal to keep faggots like you hooked. Believing you can buy your salvation from the anointed pedarists. Eat the bugs.....do as thou will.

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– King_of_Crazy 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

I liken the Bible to the complete works of Shakespeare. Both are just a book of words.

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– free-will-of-choice 0 points 3 years ago +1 / -1

just a book of words

a) can a word be communicated without using suggestion by choice towards consent by choice?

b) does nature communicate perceivable sound and can perceiving choice stop it from being perceivable through not giving consent?

c) if I teach a dog a word it's called domestication; yet if I teach a human a word it's called civilization. How many civilizations have to fall before the many wise up to the few suggesting them to ignore perceivable sound for suggested words?

d) has nature ever published a book or suggested a word?

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– free-will-of-choice 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Being "permitted" to do something, isn't the same as "should" do something.

Does free will of choice require permission from the choices of others to "do something" or to suggest what something "should" be?

reason

Does reasoning originate in conflict? Does choice originate in conflict?

no matter what the source is

If life is being moved from inception towards death; then can there be another source for temporary living than the ongoing process of dying?

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– DavidColeIntrepid -1 points 3 years ago +1 / -2

if the jew tells me to do it then I do it. That's why I abduct children for aipac. Good enough for child raping Klaus Schwab, it's good enough for shobbos goy child molesting me

fed

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